This sentence is a crime worthy of burning at the stake, correct?

Please tell me this is fake because that's a spelling mistake if I ever saw one in the picture.

It's emotional damage? Emotional damage only, right?

Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads “take time to enjoy the little things”

Take time to enjoy the little things.

Another in the ‘Motivational Kaiju’ series
#art #kaiju

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

Why am I label? 😆

We've got 'cool bird' t-shirts now! I'm excited and I hope you'll like it too 🧡
They'll be available in M, L, XL and XXL sizes at NFC dealers den ✨
And then on Kofi shop once in back :>

He's heckin huuuuuge!

When do Ranger and Euro get to meet Thyra?

Mini-me, claiming that he needs the entirety of the new bed to properly sleep. Made by @merihsaan.bsky.social

(Up to a queen from a twin) Thank you brother for offering the old boxspring and frame!

Just digging through videos going down memory lane and, please to enjoy one of my greatest shitposts:

HAWK DOES AN AWOO

Again.
(sound ON 🔊)

A discord server full of friends demanded this exist, so here it is. Merry Griffmas
#griffin #gryphon

I mean, it's not like the friends won't be joining you soon anyways...

Someone give them their toy back, quick!

Thank you!

I'm still using this as my desktop background!

Yea, I feel you there. Downgrading from art payments to house payments can be rough.

This lives permanently on my server machine background, I always somehow forget about this until I need to access the machine and start chuckling.

I usually have to access the server because of Win11 idiocy, so it's absurdly appropriate.

Attention all cat hybrids, the pumpkins on porches are free.

Made by Anchee ages ago.

Wait, there are rules requiring pants on other days???

You've heard of cat zoomies, but behold, burd zoomies!

Ah, the good ole bash'n'smash. It's generally effective!

ngl, I *highly* suspect mine will be like that...except it's worse because it's all plastic.

You need to fill in the important detail, like how'd you drain the tank before replacing the valve?

My favorite way to fight back against commercials on streaming services: mute them, and grab my phone, or get up and do something for 2 minutes.

Who do you know that does dark, misty, scenes really well? I'm in a villainous boss battle mood.

PLEASE tell me you plan on finishing this.

You think your internet cookies are safe from me? Try again.

Made by @blajnart.bsky.social awhile ago as a sticker for a computer case, but now it's being etched into several projects via laser cutter.

Keep yer stinky paws away from my cookies!

Print fails are always so goofy, and inspiring. Just casually breaking in half, then carrying on as normal and saying, I'm thriving successfully over here now.

Where's Kippers bed?