I'm fully on board for turning up with mates dressed Bo Selecta style and turning this travesty into the fkn Rocky Horror Show.

I never thought I'd see the day when smoking would be cool again but compared to vaping, we all look like James Dean.

Office Space I don't like my job and I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.mov YouTube video by billsblots

I apologize. I also agree that the guy from Office Space had the right idea
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You'll be working for free 😁

Sir, I demand satisfaction! (Slap)

What would you do with unlimited free time? (And no income).

Brian Cant and Floella Benjamin smile out from the cover of an album: Songs from BBC TV's Play School and Play Away

At 11am on 21 April 1964, Play School made its debut, and became the first programme ever broadcast on BBC2

Here are the cast announced SO FAR-

The two big Boro takeaways from Ipswich YouTube video by You Are My Boro

📹🔴⚪️ 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙈𝙔 𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙊!

🚜 The two big takeaways from #ITFC draw
😡 Penalty decision
👏 David Strelec
🏆 Hayden Hackney's award
📈 What now for #Boro in Championship promotion race?
🦉 #SWFC preview

🎙️ with @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social
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I lived off Surbiton Road in Stockton - about a mile long.

The Rogue Trooper Teaser Trailer Is Here! | 2000 AD The first teaser trailer for the forthcoming Rogue Trooper movie was revealed today as part of a Deadline interview with filmmaker Duncan Jones (Moon, Source Code, Mute, Warcraft).

The first teaser trailer for Rogue Trooper has landed!

From visionary filmmaker Duncan Jones, Rogue Trooper follows the ‘Genetic Infantryman’ who finds himself the sole-survivor of an invasion force on Nu-Earth. Mission Briefing: bit.ly/4vKLIGI

Oskar Schindler walks out of the room & bumps into a man hurrying past. The man mumbles "Apologies Mein Herr", Schindler says "Das Ist Ok" before feeling for his wallet. He quickly turns around to see Hitler running off, waving the wallet yelling "No More Lists you!" Fades to "To Be Continued..."

Disney laying off its visual effects department so they can move post production to the UK so they dont have to pay health insurance basically sums up both how corporations all suck and how America specifically sucks right now.

Healthy life expectancy falls in the Tees Valley to the lowest level in England since records began People in the Tees Valley are not only living shorter lives than the national average, they are spending significantly more of those lives in poor health, and the gap between communities is growing

People in the Tees Valley are not only living shorter lives than the national average, they are spending significantly more of those lives in poor health, and the gap between communities is growing

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The cheeky, greedy bastards

This is made for the @scarredforlife.bsky.social crew. @bobfischer.bsky.social @georgyjamieson.bsky.social

I think it's high time we looked at Robin of Sherwood again - absolutely leaning into the paganism & "The Power of Light & Darkness" - black/white magic.

I genuinely think it’s because it makes them feel smart, like they “programmed an AI” or whatever. It’s loathsome!
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Wow you created an entire Claude “skill sheet” of your “voice”? Why not use the free one that lives inside your brain

Ditto. With HH, McGree, Castledine & Jones to come back - I'd back us against anyone over two legs - including Ipswich.

I wish ALL my social media posts could be this kind of stuff…

If anyone likes my movies, we should finally, FINALLY have a little bit of news for you tomorrow. 😅❤️

It could work. Carrie as a GI with Rachel, Samantha and Miranda as Helm, Gunnar and Handbagwoman.

All of these cute stories about robots running sub-4 min miles during a half marathon fail to mention how terrifying it will be when these things are hunting us for sport in 2029.

Hope you get it sorted out Matt.

Matt is a brilliant guy and author and unfortunately this is further proof of why even keeping a toe in the water of The Bad Place just isn't worth it anymore.

It's not for decent people.

NEW: Nigel Farage says X is now becoming “a very unpleasant place” due to a rise racist accounts and content Reform leader says that many of his ethnic minority candidates are experiencing huge levels of abuse

BRB, just telling my stockbroker to go big on Hot-Dog man memes

The fresh-faced prodigy one or the arrogant charisma vacuum one?

Love it when players actually speak out - especially when they've seen the same things we have.

Introvert reaction: Death holds no fear after weeks trapped aboard a vessel enduring organised fun.

A perfect example of this from yesterday - clearing out a cupboard and me & my other half threw out Twister without a second thought.

Despite daily yoga, those days - both legit & sexy uses - are long gone.

The thing casual fans don't get about Pulp is despite some delightful pop bubblegum melodies & earworms, their songs are utterly filthy. Hiding in plain sight.