its TOO much and my neighbor saw me pick it up- I feel like I need to explain

i ordered a quesadilla from taco bell and was delivered 4 whoppers, 2 chicken sandwiches, 2 rodeo burgers, 3 fries, an onion ring, soft-serve ice cream, and a hershey pie.

dear lord please help me.

can we not?

let's purge every landlord from the planet

over-rating stone cold is the biggest dipshit take i’ve ever seen. do not speak if this is your opinion, for it is wrong.

least excited ive been for a mania in the hhh era

pat macafee flips people off like a millennial

grabbed a drink at the bar after work and a random dude guessed i was 25 years old.

i’m in my late 30s so im gonna take this as a win.

lesbians in the comment section of tiktok act as creepy as the men they talk shit about lmao

based on what I've seen on the sl today, I'm starting to think some people use bsky scandals as an excuse to be vile without anyone batting an eye because, well, the scandalized person deserves it... right?

like there's a difference between calling someone out & just... being vicious. idk

tits n such

shohei is the example of what a sports role model should actually be

brock from pokemon would definitely go to a diddy party

magmar is a literal butthead

my younger sister wasn't allowed to use the stove without parental supervision but the state of florida gave her a gun and a badge

its weird to be aware that you will never appreciate how cute the world sees you until you're old and ugly

oddly introspective and trying to figure out why i choose lonliness over all.

I went to the bar after work to grab a drink and unwind- was invited by an incredibly attractive human to join their table and be part of their group and i chose to sit alone with my drink and be one. I dont get it.

the perfect way to explain being a millenial is to explain that green day were in the perfect position to make actual punk music pop but chose to make the the BLVD of broken dreams instead

is that a wee little lad cody rhodes i see?!

i love how the 64 was the family friendly system but also had the raunchiest game of the era as a console exclusive

im stogney ba log ney

👀👀

i was in my 30s when i realized bryan adams is not singing about the year 1969

sometimes its fun to be the outlier- there can be positives in everything!

fort actually kinda smacked with this season

you know what she's thinkin 🤣

pickle anything and i'll eat it

pietro is the reason i have night terrors

p.s. chuck was also a bootlicking bitch :)