Maybe he’s born with it.
Maybe it’s Gaybelline™

That’s not where you’re supposed to put it, silly. ;)

Get well soon!

Lungs - fu*king jerks.
Mental health - yeah. Bout her.
My kick** pulmonologist: worth her weight in gold. ❤️

Shit. LaGuardia is shut down. (Legit no joke). Damnit!

Kindly requests a raincheck.

*books flight and strengthens hair twirling fingers*

MK1. The current situation here has me feeling like I need to take my rage out (legally).

Yes. BRUTALITY.

Exactly. Getting your inside rearranged (giggle?) to be a better you isn’t easy. At all. It’s not all roses and daffodils but I’d do it all over again if I had to. Even with the GLP-1s now.

10. Year. Surgiversary. Today

207lbs down and kept off

I’ve heard it all - “you took the easy way out” et al. And I would read anyone one of those people to filth. End. Story.

Birthday gifts from my sis. She kinda gets me, I’d say…

#HeatedRivalry #ChefDerk #TunaMelts

Just an FYI - we ALL zoomed. For reasons.

SO EXCITED FOR YOU. *cough come visit NY*

I look at gas stations now and go - “Oh, how quaint.” And realize I’ve become one of THEM. And I ain’t mad at it.

Ahhhhh. Happy Birthday fellow Pisces!

Legit The Squad made sure I have all of the rest of the books coming my way for my birthday.

I got some reading/pre-cumming to do.

*hits the yes button*

Birthday Kween?

So. Why isn’t it Friday yet? The universe can make a big bang but can flash forward me a few days. Rude.

In times like this, we all need our self help monkey…

Dead.

Hmmmm. A - was he cute. And B - did the curtain match the drapes.

Hard hitting questions, I know.

Chiiiiiiild. I’ll take an MRI over my two PET scans so far in a heartbeat. Not enough Xanax in the world.

Don’t. We. All.

It’s the ultimate edible and chilll movie for tonight to tomorrow in NY (if one partakes). It’s a new gay celestial plain.

GCT LIRR?!?! I white knuckle that shit going down on a GOOD day. Not a fan. And the elevators smell like p*ss so it’s like - you’re f’d either way (especially me with breathing issues - those elevators are horrific 97.678% of the times).

“THEY’RE MARIGOLDS!”

I feel seen. I keep saying I’m 29 though!

When you're an Ep. 5 & 6 Re-Heater and @jojiart.bsky.social provides the most amazing background. <3

#ReheatedRivalry

Even if it was medical, grateful for the day off and a break after appointments. Rose allllllll (almost all) day.

You know it. A man has needs. ;)

Same. Disaster movie on tap.