Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

OUR NEIGHBOR PUT A BEEPING SMOKE DETECTOR INTO THEIR TRASH

CHAT IS THIS REAL LIFE

No stream from me tomorrow due to a slight schedule change this week at home, you will have to root for another D&T player in my stead.

It's alright though, because next weekend we get to play with Erode and I cannot wait to blow up a Karn or an Ugin with this sucker y'all have no clue I NEED it

Mostly agreed. UB is probably the *easiest* deck to fit Flow State into w/o changing anything else around it, but it will def not be the best deck at actually using it.

Same. A gang of rooks did something to me today that I can only describe as "cartoon hijinks."

One ran by, begged my crew not to kill him, and we were like "we're cool, have a good one." Then after we ran past, he and a group of like 5 of them fell on us like raptors, laughing.

game of the year.

I'm playing a Cabal Therapy in today's challenge because I really couldn't help myself

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no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be

There's just no way

I agree with other replies that multiple solutions to a puzzle are totally fine, as long as they're sufficiently different.

fuck donald trump for so many reasons incl FUCK donald trump for being able to make everyone alive think about him whenever he wants. he's a rat with a cocaine lever that drips the biggest narcissistic supply in world history straight into his sick brain whenever he wants. he cannot help but mash it

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

Erode - Secrets of Strixhaven
AD: Sam Padilla

What can I say? I didn’t expect the card that came with this 😵‍💫
While not a land and therefore a greater challenge for me, it was a really fun process!
Started sketching in heavypaint on ipad, then switched to oils on wood! 🎨 🖌️

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this isn't a CH thing i just really wanted to make this image

Twitch Twitch is the world

Starting an Erode waiting room (playing WB D&T in the challenge who would have guessed)

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Three year old yesterday in corduroy pants: it is my singular mission to dry every slide with my butt

Three year old today in quick-dry athletic shorts: I can't go down the slide it's wet

They really said we're going to make sure DNT keeps winning so we don't have to ban Oops

This is so, so well-articulated.

one of the finest posts of all time

VIOLET

despite us crossing the vernal equinox, the endless Winter sickness curse that has befallen my house this year is holding strong, and I must cancel my broadcast on this sun's day to care for my loved ones

Translator's note: family's sick, stream canceled

I'm never watching ice dance again

Me: chuckles at this post
@kayfabegamergirl.bsky.social: what are you laughing a- *sneeze*
Me: oh you're gonna love this

GUY YOU KILLED IDIOT BIGGEST MORON ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET NO LOOT ON BODY? STUPID AND POOR. HAD LOOT ON BODY? ALWAYS STUPID, NOW POOR. YOU GENIUS PLAYS FOR FUN ONLY ONE PLAYING THEIR CLASS KIND OF THE LEADER OF THE PACK GUY WHO KILLED YOU TRY-HARD BIGGEST JERK ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET DIDN’T EVEN GIVE A CHANCE TO TALK IT OUT FIRST SPENDS WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THIS GAME

made a cheat sheet for the three types of people who play marathon.

please share this with your friends.

Fourteen years ago today, I crushed @akaleth.bsky.social at a Standard weekly, and now somehow we have a child

Yes but that's a different problem (pairs elements are so difficult that there's little room for artistry)

I'm not taking it back