You’re doing God’s work here, friend.

and fake Victorian “ephemera”

I saw them once. It was not a polite show.

When I was a kid I’d take my glasses off and lie under the tree to bask in all the festive blurriness.

Like a spider dangling over the flames…

Thanks for focusing on your commitment to serving the best interests of our community. Integrity is still of great importance to those of us who are paying attention!

Low energy.

And the body heat!

Ignore that Starbucks cup on the mantel.

Okay, I’m officially jelly. Will have to pick one of these up tomorrow.

How about “Thank you for coming to my TED talk”?

I need Peter Coyote on a loop.

We’ve got pink meanies and cabbageheads here in the Gulf coast!

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It does suck, but this Texan with the blue dot blues is extremely grateful.

So they’re going to pay patients to take medicine? Cool.

Aww, sweet cube pooper

The Texans are giving Seattle a very tidy consolation prize.

And Jesus!

Damn, Giraffe. I’m sorry that happened. Also, I really believe in karma. They’ll get theirs.

My inner Theatre Kid loved that.

and waste another year

We need this right now!

Indeed, I want thick models with a before and after photo, please.

Yes, Ima need to see some lumps and bumps, please 🙌🏼

Saint Genevieve, hold back the waaaaa-ter

Melvin Van Peebles, 1970. I remember watching this on tv when I was a kid and being mesmerized by it.

They really, REALLY want to get rid of Al Green.

Texas Republicans unveil redistricting map expanding GOP foothold by 5 seats The biggest proposed changes are in Houston, the Dallas-area, Austin and South Texas, where several districts currently held by Democrats are remade to be more favorable to Republican candidates,

There’s an interactive map here. Not sure if it’s behind the paywall or not.