god i remember that exact feeling when i woke up from my attempt. glad you're still here too

If you live anywhere In the DMV that counts too

pckt.blog/b/jcalabro/a...

The postmortem of the *last* big outage shows that it was because they DOS'd themselves through vibecoded slop.

amazing day to be a hater

just because you grew up around it doesn't mean it's yours for the taking

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

there should be a /dj (double joking) tag which is like the opposite of /hj for when ur joking like crazy style

i would really like people to get over the idea that comedy is particularly dangerous to authoritarians. if it was we wouldn't be here.

It's a nice thought, but the evidence ain't there.

doing this tired bullshit again immediately after "the democrats MUST be willing to prosecute and jail people" knowing full well that the party has and will continue to avoid being willing to do that is very funny. simultaneously going left punchy and signalling "but feel free to ignore me"

wear a mask in crowded spaces

throwing bluesky in the pool so it can cool off

The above post but with the original and unremoved skeet wherein why from the Blue sky team says. Looking forward to what the AI sucks. Crowd actually has to say about this one.

Good thing i screencapped it

wow it's almost like people who only know how to code through a chatbot prompt shouldn't be trusted to do QA for an entire website

i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew

Bnuuy chewing the spicy hay

Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine

i think i have couvid

Blank Bluesky feed

Hi I'm Bluesky, I love AI code and dropping a cartoon anvil on my head that causes a tall lump to spontaneously form and birds to circle my head

vibes: coded

picture of a bee

🔥 dude you look AMAZING

he's been like this for years i think he should be studied in a lab

Every Miku is Canon

There should be something where you get money just for being alive on account of you need it to live

at this point I have 0 patience for validity politics, I don't want to be valid I just want to live

Two bunnies snuggle closely together. One is white and the other is light brown. They rest on a person's lap with a burgundy blanket.

Israel flag in bio please piss off 😂

sooooo do you want democrats to fund bombs for israel or not

🔥 yeah! all sorts! sunny, overcast, cloudy, but rain is rare

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