people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser

In other news we’re en route to Athens: please post your recommendations and I will DM you in 4-6 weeks with a thank you and an apology that I didn’t have time and that my wider family didn’t fancy it.

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I know magazine culture is niche. But for anyone interested: flavour of the month is Dispatch. dispatch-media.com Somewhere between the AI Funeral story and ‘The Last Days of Babestation’, they really got me.

The thing about a life long civil servant - and one who has made their name in diplomacy - is that temperamentally they’re rule breakers. Mavericks. Not afraid to bend the law to get a result.

Shame for anyone to not attend as the evil Organ from the Beauty and the Beast Midquel.

For the first time in my life I saw an advert for Spam over here the other day. Same vibe

Edge of my seat the whole time

Finished S1 The Pitt. I regret to inform you it is very good. Occasionally very minorly preachy, but we’ll forgive it.

*to the tune of Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats*

Practical Anas, dramatical Anas
Pragmatical Anas, fanatical Anas
Oratorical Anas, Delphicoracle Anas
Skeptical Anas, Dispeptical Anas
Romantical Anas, Pedantical Anas
Critical Anas, parasitical Anas
Allegorical Anas, metaphorical Anas

Themes for Dreams

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In case anyone needs something gentle on a Monday morning. Like I do.

There is something profoundly unserious about demanding the country spends vast sums on reducing its carbon emissions and then calling for a massive fossil fuel subsidy to consumers the moment gas prices rise.

Well… not exactly

*facepsalm*

It’s silly but I know I’ll really miss the stairwell when we move

FYI this just had me logged in as you

Cook skin down for 8ish minutes to render/brown/crisp skin the oven for around 35-40ish?
Serve with chickpea or white bean mash and any veg you like. Roast root veg is a good starting point as the oven is already on and it gives a little sweetness

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

Has anything come close to Gawker since we lost it?

At times I am worried that my relationship with Claude will affect some of my relationships in person

Well this feels biased

Tourist covered On The Nature of Daylight in a very surreal moment last night

Keir Starmer was mid centristgooning when a group of Greens came and spiked his Cortisol levels 😭

Is Ignoring the Greens while munting and mogging Reform more useful then SMV primeministerfishing in the club?

Everything became “Amazing!” around 7(ish) years ago.

EXT: Day. The grave of Noel Edmonds. A figure lies face down in the freshly dug soil, sobbing inconsolably.
CAPTION: GREYFRIARS BLOBBY.

Not today Oral-B. Today I decide when two minutes is up.

Think Jaffas was the opposite. They won to call themselves cake

Stunning bait here

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

exactly. this is not difficult.

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