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I couldn't just leave all those gems sitting in my drafts folder for Elon to steal and claim as his own.

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked. But they we're all jerks anyway.

I cried because I had no hat, then I met a man who had no head.

My tweeting process: 1) Write something I think is funny/clever/insightful. 2) Worry that someone will find it stupid/tired/ill informed. 3) Decide that it is worth tweeting anyway. 4) Worry that someone has already tweeted something similar. 5) Delete tweet.

When did yodeling get so big?

While I love both cats & dogs, it remains indisputable that pretty much all dogs are good and pretty much all cats are evil.

Tucker Carlson voice:

"But wouldn't it actually be more racist to NOT use the N-word in this situation?"

I love that the same people who think it's perfectly fine for the government to force a woman to carry a pregnancy to term and give birth, also think it is an outrageous attack on freedom for the government to make you wear a mask on a plane.

The Disgust Is The Product

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There are so many great records on the @pitchfork best albums of the 90s list, but I still cannot believe @bellytheband Star is not among them.

"I always thought I'd just order a Singapore Sling and descend into madness." 🔥🔥🔥 @GreatNorthFOX @WendyMolyneux @aparnapkin @lawtonmatt @LizzieMolyneux

Based on the target demographic shown in this presentation, I expect Apple could sell as many as 500 Apple Watch Ultras. #AppleEvent

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I can't believe @chrislhayes is off this of all weeks. The only acceptable excuse is he took the week off to catch up on The Bear.

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So what, I'm just going to keep humming Let Down to myself for the rest of my life? Thanks @TheBearFX

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