Public Restroom II

on my way to airport for floating point smash major in sydney see some of u hooligans soon

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

fuck i better tell my mum

A screen cap from The Simpsons where Lucy Lawless, dressed as her character Xena: Warrior Princess, answers questions at a convention. The dialogue is changed to reference Ingrid from Street Fighter, and reads: “Ah, yeah. Well, whenever you notice something like that, an Ingrid did it.”

Me explaining how Tifa ends up in the Street Fighter universe:

I do not need anyone to tell me how many years ago 2006 was. I need you to tell me if you know where to find time travellers, aliens, or espers

my friend busts through my door shouting “IT'S TRASH BOYS TUESDAY FUCKER!!” he continues “Grab your gun and tuck your penis, it's gonna be a wild ni-“ hes cut off by me saying “I can't do a Trash Boys Tuesday. I have work.” hes stricken with grief “But... But it's trash boys tuesday...”

go1 being a guitarfreaks og is so awesome

youre so normal and chill and grounded and awesome and fun to play games with

Ranked season 4 has ended and season 5 has started. As always, this season will last 6 months. Good luck everyone!

For players with regional or worldwide placements: please note that the placements may not be finalized for 3 hours due to last minute matches.

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

i'm smoking on that shit that put the extra Rs in strawberry. i'm smoking that premium unstablecoin opeansea AFK NFT za-za that made bankman-fried do all that. i put an LLM in your toaster. bitch. i'm meeting KPIs you couldn't imagine in fiscal quarters you've never even fucken heard of

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today's her day!! 🍃🐱

I disagree with the flak this app gets. Just don't follow people that make you cringe. Mute them. Follow the funny ones. It's like hanging out in the coloring book section of a bookstore and being like wow this place is for idiots

it probably feels so good to do something with your life

Diane's eyes go completely white from pain as Peter thrusts himself into her.

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They Done Fucked Up In Gave Me Gaming Manager

saw at the shops a girl wearing a joy division unknown pleasure t-shirt in the big 2026 we are so back

this is the type of shit that was coming out of the microwave in steins gate

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

how come cishet ppl are allowed to post montages of their wedding/baby as if i'm not smart enough to realise i'm just watching the breeder equivalent of a frag video here but with some corny acoustic guitar instead of propane nightmares

most of getting good at certain sound voltex one hand patterns is all about trusting your hands to maintain the rhythm you've already practiced but using ur brain to read what that pattern actually is

Black mirror

Freak and young

idk somewhere along the way i was seeing myself as a woman because i was seeing women that look like me all the time and then i got too individualistic so i completely forgot about all that

I think about this tweet so regularly. Foundational Jojo's post.

i’m like 16 forever and 19 forever and 22 forever and 30 forever