These astronauts been sitting in this water for 45 minutes why ain't they getting out lmao 😂

We are at the beach right now, on Easter and this restaurant is blasting God bless the USA. I feel like I'm in the dark place.

Art by @timpsingleton

It’s as easy as shutting your effin mouth!

And did I mention… it’s free?!

If I end up landing this new higher paying job, how should I reward myself after? 🤔

Just got accosted by Mormon twinks while trying to leave work

Im hoping that the financial struggle the universe has been handing me is a sign better things will be on the way but man it sucks. 😫

Interview for a much higher paying job Tuesday. Crossing my fingers and toes I nail it and move forward. 🤞🤞🤞

Trump made $4B in his first year of his second term. Trump is suing the IRS for $10B. Trump just announced the US will contribute $10B to his Board of Peace. A $10 billion contribution to a Board that he chairs without congressional appropriation or authorization.

WAKE THE F*CK UP AMERICA.

ALYSA FUCKING LIU OMG

Welcome back Russian overcooking

Watching this ANTM Netflix Docuseries and Tyra takes 0 accountability for anything. Not surprised at all. At least the other people are dragging her.

He could have done like 2 or 3 quads and all triples and would have easily won. Like after he popped the axel I would have been like "okay lets just play it super safe and you still have it in the bag" and he didn't and it just built more and more unnecessary pressure as it went on.

He could have done an extremely watered down skate and won. He had like a 15 point advantage... Truly wild.

Ilia Malinin just choked harder than I've ever seen someone choke and he had the gold in his lap..... Wow is all I can say.

The judging in these Olympics is really working hard to fuck over the U.S.... First ice dance and now Chloe Kim.

There's no way in hell that Korean woman's run was better than Chloe Kim.

Something smells about this

Ice Dance is a fucking joke. WDYM they fucked up and you still put them in 1st?

This is a farce.

The fact this is above Jun is criminal.

Robbed in PCS.

The U.S is in the gold medal match for mixed curling right now.

Me, becoming suddenly invested in curling.

Idk if youre able to get peacock but I don't mind lending mine if it works 😝

New England are frauds and we all knew it 😂😂😂

halftime show

what a shot

I JUST KNOW THE RACISTS ARE MAD 😂😂

The ways in which I would fuck that man

OMG GAGA

Bro this SB is ass 😂