Poilievre is simply saying what his Western base wants to hear: the only reason we don't have more pipelines is that the feds won't allow it. Now that C-5 is calling their bluff, he's doubling down to keep everyone angry. That's the strategy: division and anger.

I wonder if Americans will start crossing the Canadian border now for $1.40/L gas lmao

I fight with myself because I am sad for those who remain conned, yet how much sympathy am I supposed to have for those who cheered on the Genocidaires Elon Musk and RFKjr, the pedophile Trump, and the Nazi Miller? Those who want our country destroyed?
(this NOT a QT dunk! I am sharing my struggle)

If fruit salad were cereal, cantaloupe would be milk.

Getting really tired of Jivani trying to stick his nose in everything because he went to school with someone who is part of an administration actively working to undermine his own country

This strategy was once proposed in France. If I remember correctly, it didn't go over with the people very well.

There can be only one Big Daddy

I want to know who the 2% of Green Party voters who support a president who openly denies climate change and is actively dismantling every environmental protection law and agency in the US

Fuck I didn't even realize this was The Onion

Too realistic, do better guys

Trump Take Egg Pt. 2: Trump Take Gun

Trump: we don't need Canada
Also Trump: please build us some armored vehicles so we can start wars against our own people

Extra well done. Not pictured: ketchup

Canada Flag

Greenland Flag

Iceland Flag

Canada Is Not For Sale
Greenland Is Not For Sale
Iceland Is Not For Sale 🤬

Fuck all the way off Trump, take your sleezy, corrupt administration with you.

We are sovereign nations and want NOTHING from you raging psychopaths.

Keep in mind of course that Trump Always Chickens Out, and after a few calls from powerful American business leaders, he will make a "deal" with a slightly higher dairy quota and dropping the DST (which we already dropped) and claim victory. Then slap on new tariffs 2 weeks later when he forgets.

I miss Joly in that role. She'd tell them exactly where to shove it.

Deny them access to the thing they need the most: your data.

Don't use services from Google, Meta, Microsoft, Apple, OpenAI, Oracle etc. unless you absolutely have to, and if you do, minimize any use of personal data, don't buy any "AI" product. It's hard, but everything you don't do helps.

I guess the good news is that he can't start a war with another country to distract people from it

In many areas, the waitlist for care at a subsidized facility is over 2 years. I'm paying $1600 a month for one child. And because demand is so high, there's no reason for a private centre to jump through the regulatory hoops. It also excludes home care providers. Great idea, but poor execution.

just not a tesla plz

If you want the syrup you're going to have to take over Quebec, and good luck trying to control that province lmao

I mean, I sure hope he's pledging his commitment to execute his duties on the book he actually follows.

And the symbolism of using Qurans with personal significance to his family shows that his commitment is unwavering.

This guy means it.

The cool thing is that you could check a number of these off at the same time. Volunteer, make some new friends, invite them over to your place for a themed food party where you enjoy fridge pickles and ask them for help fixing your bookshelf and reorganizing the books on it.

I think they do communicate this, the issue is more on the receiving end. Politicians know their voters don't understand those skills & think in "common sense": plumbing apprentice = plumber, medicine = doctor, engineering = engineer. So English lit must = reading, and that's not a real job to them.

It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.

Netflix to announce new docuseries The Greatest President, offering a totally accurate account of Trump's accomplishments, according to Trump.

Great. Now they can just replace them with even more loyal MAGAts (no experience needed if you're doing nothing anyway)

National Post has turned into absolute garbage. It was always right leaning and business oriented, but grounded in reality and coverage was reliable. Basically the Canadian WSJ. It's now become a MAGA proxy trash rag.

Yeah, hell no on this one. Shopify's CEO has openly supported the US's tariff pressure on Canada and wants to build our own DOGE. Theres nothing groundbreaking about Shopify's tech. We shouldn't be trying to build DOGE, we should be trying to build our own digital services group like 18F.

Every once in a while X actually gets something right

Almost as if Trump forgot why his people told him Mamdani was bad