@caulimovirus.bsky.social

did you buy them at the dog store or the people store

well now it's a moosical

you were obviously not in the womb where it happened

a cartoon helicopter pilot

demoltion

homer simpson looking at an answering machine

watching you interact with national guard troops after dinner drinks would be high entertainment tbh

isn't that going to negatively affect the amount of lichens

yes and it's 100% a worthwhile investment. i can hear heart sounds in the room next door

it was a gummy bear

JOSH IS GETTING UPSET

a cool science teacher looking excited

a grey sedan (Oldsmobile Aurora) parked in the suburbs

this is the largest aurora I could afford

aurora borealis

Homer Simpson on his knees cursing god for turning his son into a double-corrugated, eight-fold, fourteen-gauge cardboard box. there is a red hat atop said box

0MG: needs magnesium

folks, please vote in every single election

gif from the Simpsons: Milhouse saying "first it started falling over...and then it fell over."

progress note

oooh i know this one

how would you even know

i crushed so hard

there's only so much derangement I can fix before I have to call in the extractor

do we have some sort of brain dialysis for this

I know someone who can help disappear it in the briny deep darth

a moth orchid with yellow leaves with spots of Merlot coloring along the center

this is my new orchid. she is called Meditrina after the Roman goddess of wine and health

i think it looks like someone spilled a glass of red on a beautiful sundress

an AI generated image of a scene from top gun with Maverick as a penguin and Goose as an actual goose

a penguin inside the cockpit of a fighter jet

this you?

a card with a number of drawings of natural beautiful creatures and the text: today I'm gonna fall in love with all the taken-for-granteds* that make this world so damn wild and dynamic. the planetary design team really went all out on this one... *trees, flowers, clouds, hills, gentle breezes, touch-screen technology...

everything is so heavy BUT

@darthbluesky.bsky.social darth did you do the NYT stands today

he's definitely watched some russian stuff