Decent case for charging everyone at Heritage and Project 2025 with sedition imo

Stick to Canada maybe eh

I would legitimately just stop using anything but my work computer

Friend: Let's get together! What's your calendar look like?

Me: Same picture of a dog on it till next month

Extra fee for tilt-shift

They got a billion dollars worth of oil through in like 3 days lmao

True story at my wedding one of my friends was self conscious about not having a job so he said he was a day trader and spent half the day before the wedding outside yelling “sell! Sell!” into his phone. It was Sunday

An Alabama state trooper called ICE on an 84 year old woman over the most pathetic inheritance I have ever seen. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/u...

Waiting respectfully,

if there’s one thing I love it’s blowing a good snot rocket. if there’s two things then probably my family or something

no it’s about terminally online losers encouraging domestic terroris- oh I see what you mean

I coudnt speak a word of German but I’m pretty sure I can read it fluently

Found this little hole in the wall called roses luxury…thank me later!!!1

They stop getting bribes when they retire

picture of Shaw Heights, Colorado

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Incredible name for a brown horse. Completely wasted on a human man

Got baited into watching on Netflix like two days ago. No ragerts

I can’t imagine the current government having the competence to set up a program like this nor the cooperation of more than like 20% of the population

Can’t know if you don’t try

Start with this and the rest will follow

It’s gonna take 3-4 democratic administrations to undo this and that’s gonna take 30 years because they’ll keep getting voted out for austerity. Really depressing

blastoise wearing a green vest and a boater hat like he's on his way to church

you are not unc if you're in your 30s. you're unc if you are a black man that dresses like this.

@thimoney.bsky.social mad hatterssssssss

“Catty Manhattan socialite nominates makeup heiress’ husband as fed chair” isn’t exactly right but it’s also not technically wrong

Free pet!

THE FAMOUSLY APOLITICAL CATHOLIC CHURCH

We had to learn how to control for comparative un/happiness in grad school for epidemiology bc it can severely skew quality of life surveys. It’s Real Shit