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@asewcialist.bsky.social I don't trust trees. They look a little shady.

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Same

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@asewcialist.bsky.social Coffee was voted the best drink in the world.

It was an unfair vote. There were absent tea ballots.

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Ma Dre and Pa Dre

@asewcialist.bsky.social What do you call a lawyer cooking dinner?

A sue chef

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@asewcialist.bsky.social My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week.

Now we just call him Phil.

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Twitter was filled all weekend with #BlueMAGA in complete denial that we'd be at war with Iran if we had voted for Kamala.

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@asewcialist.bsky.social What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Pokémon.

@asewcialist.bsky.social My doctor told me 3 years ago I was going deaf. I haven't heard from her since.

@asewcialist.bsky.social I bought a thesaurus and when I opened it, all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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My dream job is to clean mirrors.

I can really see myself doing that.

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@asewcialist.bsky.social 1 saw a 1-legged man at the ATM.

He was checking his balance.

@asewcialist.bsky.social I went to KFC yesterday and ate 14 pieces of chicken.

I can now cross that off my bucket list.

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