With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
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Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.
are you telling me this scallion can rap
Yes, but also the other research in education is almost universally shite
legolas hitting on a chick: so you have my number.
gimli, out of nowhere: AND MY AXE
Slopaganda featured on NBC. The White House responded. I think Michał and I may be targets for assassination at this point 😂😳 www.nbcnews.com/video/how-sl...
It's almost like Vance is a double agent. So glad that I insinuated that he is a couch-fucker in a paper in Synthese
“i hope you meet jd vance” is about to become an actionable threat
Surprised JD Vance wasn't able to close a deal with the Iranians. His only skill is saying whatever people want to hear.
Very difficult to prepare slides for my talk about slopaganda given the last 48 hours
Eastern APA tenure track job interview, circa 1997
The usa can't even establish air supremacy over queens
"emotional labor" is particularly annoying because it has a specific, useful meaning that got swamped. an air stewardess smiling through a drunk passenger is emotional labor, going to your friend's birthday party isn't
Open-mindedness predicts support for public health measures and disbelief in conspiracy theories during the COVID-19 pandemic. Accepted for publication Judgment and Decision Making.
Open-minded epistemic attitudes are associated with adherence to public health recommendations and protect against holding false beliefs.
New paper with @jayvanbavel.bsky.social @markalfano.bsky.social @robert-m-ross.bsky.social accepted in @sjdm-tweets.bsky.social
I don't see why they don't just summon the catbus to transport oil around the strait of hormuz
How slopaganda exploits features of human cognition: https://osf.io/3zbdn
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"
This song feels incredibly relevant today.
On my way back to Sydney, after the war forced me to change plans. I'm reminded of this quote from Nietzsche: "We are pilgrims in this world: we have our homeland everywhere and nowhere: the same sun shines over us all. We are citizens of the world – the earth is our realm"
An nescis, mi fili, quantilla prudentia mundus regatur?
Instead of flying through Dubai back to Sydney today, I'm taking a little hiatus in Sweden and returning via Bangkok next week, inshallah.
The Pedo Wars were a series of armed conflicts fought by the United States in the early 21st century as a means to distract from the fact that their president was a pedo.
The Dept. of War posting: OPERATION EPIC FURY
OPERATION MY DADDY DIDN'T LOVE ME
As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter
Welcome to The Great Pedophile War of 2026, bitches.
My probably unpopular take: In the wake of the Dept of Ed ruling, DEI initiatives *should not* be rebuilt or re-institutionalized as they were before. Such initiatives overwhelmingly functioned as figleaves for elites to pretend to care about social justice while consolidating power for the wealthy.
Stacy Bradley voted for President Trump because of his border policies, and she likes that he has restored “law and order.” But she is unsettled by one aspect of his immigration agenda. Last month, the federal government bought a warehouse next to her cheerleading gym in Surprise, Ariz., which the administration plans to convert into a detention center for up to 1,500 immigrants. Ms. Bradley, the co-owner of Woodlands Elite Cheer, said she worried that a detainee could escape, or that protests could break out. The children who train at her gym are as young as 3 and could see “people in shackles” next door, she said.
“my children might see the children I voted to put in shackles, how shall they grow up”
a werewolf in front of a house wearing a ‘BE MINE’ heart and holding a sign that reads ‘THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE’ above a photo of bad bunny
a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
It's generous of Italy to have allowed JD Vance back into the country after he killed the Pope.