NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.

There is something intensely satisfying in taking a large piece of flat pack furniture completely apart. I've removed all the brackets and magnetic catches. It doesn't matter that it's all going to the dump, I *needed* the catharsis of taking it all apart, 22 years after I built it. #flatpackqueen

Can anyone remember why I needed to work from home on Wednesday next week?
Cuz I'm at a loss about why I've marked it as WFH.

Anyone else feel disrupted when their Fitbit sleep animal changes at the start of the new month?
"I was happy being a giraffe, content in my docile nature and now you're telling me I'm a bear? I don't want to go fishing for salmon, up to my waist on cold river water..."

I'm tired of a lot of things.
And being tired is one of them.

In a car park lift with 3 people. Doors aren't closing 'quick enough' for woman by me who is huffing & sighing. More get in as door starting to close, so more 'delays' & huffs & she starts to tut...
I point out to her that she is leaning on the buttons behind her, stopping the doors from closing...

This has been a tough week at work. Not been one thing, just a lot of stuff all-at-once-and-all-with-more-priority.
Along with trying to figure stuff out in my new role.
Along with personal stuff.
Along with being three weeks into the black dog visiting.
Along with...
Along with...
Along with...

Call log showing multiple calls from the dept of justice

Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections."
Each defendant assaulted him.

Almost as if everyone forgot the poem

A black and white image of the McDonald's character, The Hamburgler'.

Accidentally saw photo of the Bidens with Cheeto-man and M-woman from earlier. Am trying to avoid today's news where possible but when I saw the image, the only thought that came into my head was... why has Melania gone dressed as 'The Hamburgler does B&W Vogue'...?
#hamburgler #hiddenmessages

LIVE: PUPPY AND KITTEN INAUGURATION YouTube video by MeidasTouch

For anyone who wants to watch something else during today, try this: Kittens and Puppies for seven non-stop hours:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICFi...

This is the only flag I’m flying today. For Janey. #Trumpisacunt Let’s make it trend.

Work-related vagueness:
Stop judging people when you don't know what has happened. Benefit of doubt applies when you have nothing to go on.
#glasshouse #throwingstones

Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

Summary of this week:
* Finally starting to climb out of last week's mental black hole
* No one noticed I'd had a haircut for first time in 7 weeks
* Still angry about the lies
* Missing the snow
* Loving my new pairs of wide-leg trousers & how good I feel in them
* Not enough swimming achieved

I’m the daughter of a fighter pilot and even I’m in awe of these pilots because JAYSUS

Ways to make me panic:
'Design Document XYZ.psd - last updated a year ago'
instead of
'Design Document XYZ.psd - last updated December 2024'

#calmmyheart #poorcommunications

Sometimes it takes a lot of energy just to stay level.

AJC - Mike Luckovich: Back seat driver
www.ajc.com/opinion/1115...

Another lie. Thanks. No really, thanks. Proves my point.

You know the feeling when you leave town and get to proper open-air countryside? That first breath of fresh, clean air - free from pollutants and clear of people, judgements and in-yer-face opinions?
That's how Bluesky feels compared to the dumpster fire that was Twitter.
#breatheclean #leguminati

In office on a Monday.
Have a cold, so require Lemsip-type drinks, but both hot water boilers are broken... So having to microwave my water to get a hot drink - very strange.

I have done my democratic duty. Don't have a dog for #DogsAtPollingStations, but do have a pocket shark who wanted in on the fun, so we're starting #SharksAtPollingStations
#StopTheTories #VoteLabour