Oh hell yeah. RIP Troika, early kings of the “weird/broken but good” sandbox game

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

Rationalizing how much I like Daisies by framing it as a Mk.Gee / Dijon collab

Having an extremely productive practice session (practicing not cleaning my mirror)

It is, except I will be forcing us to stop and take a Polaroid at every scenic outlook (none of them will develop properly)

Legitimately though, OR / Western WA / ID / MT are gorgeous road trips and I recommend them wholeheartedly!

I was already sold on 50 Cent as Balrog but Orville Peck as Vega? I don’t know what’s happening but I will be in attendance for it

It’s mid April and you know what that means

(it means I’m openly fantasizing about road tripping through Oregon, listening to the first two Modest Mouse albums, and stopping off at diners and beaches on the Columbia)

ME, ON SHARK TANK: Ok hear me out: pup hoods but instead of dogs they’re the angels and EVAs from Neon Genesis Evangelion. Tons of eyes, frightening maws, asymmetry like crazy.

MOST OF THE SHARKS: … get the fuck out

ONE SHARK: No, no. Let’s hear him out. I’m intrigued.

Frankly insane that Alfred Molina is still this hot at 72 but the world works in mysterious ways I guess

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 8

OP in a high visibility orange weatherproof jacket, looking extremely over the grey weather that’s visible in the background.

Is it April or January? Who’s to say, really. Could be either. Could be going to the gym, or could be entering Silent Hill. Who’s to say.

Truly shocking that 13% guessed Welcome to Mooseport, though.

Yeah, French Dispatch was sitting at single digits. No zeros, though, the closest I got was Appointment With Death thanks to my husband’s love of the Ustinov Poirots

Score: 2630

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... apparently no one guesses late period Wes for Bill Murray?

This is making me feel like I:
- Need to see Chicago
- Need to actually go to a Beyond Fest sometime

Look I’m not saying you can’t wear red, but maybe uhhh reconsider if it’s in your best interests given your complexion babe

Cuuute (you and the toy)

But also that bag attachment clip looks weak af. Poor Bowser Jr’s gonna end up in our nation’s gutters if that’s what he’s getting 😭

LADY SNOWBLOOD 2: LOVE SONG OF VENGEANCE (Fujita, 1974)

We were just so passionate about improving shareholder value 😌

At least the used jocks are still safe and sound 😌

You mean you don’t have a hermetically sealed storage room for valuable heirlooms?? Can’t believe we’re cutting corners on critical infrastructure like remote, isolated lighthouses these days smh

Yes there was an electrical fire at the office but I have an airtight alibi (named good boy of the year five years running)

Me, distantly: DON’T KEEP THEM IN THE SHED THE AMBIENT MOISTURE WILL RUIN THEIR RESALE VALUE

THEY’RE NOT JUST A HOBBY THEY’RE AN INVESTMENT

A new power tool?

I still don't really like Phenomena - I prefer my Argento movies with artists-cum-detectives solving black-gloved killer mysteries - but the art for it really does rip doesn't it

I know we’ve got to be deep in 90s nostalgia at all levels of the culture these days because Project Hail Mary had a sequel setup so clunky that it immediately summoned my memories of every licensed blockbuster movie from that era

Just missing a “Grace and Rocky WILL RETURN” stinger

Starting an internet petition to ban films from using On the Nature of Daylight during big emotional climaxes because it is guaranteed to make me Too Sad

Don’t worry I don’t have flowering branches erupting from the back of my head, that’s the guy I’m standing in front of

The Korean non-dairy ice cream chain in the mall next to me closed and as someone who 1: is lactose intolerant and 2: fucking loves a red bean dessert, yes I am choosing to take it personally

Sending hugs, but like the hover hands kind that a teenage boy gives on account of the ribs.

Also a couple of reserved, respectful catcalls and “awooga”s