do NOT take double your adhd medication dosage at 3 am

"I'm like if an apex predator had the behavior of a hare."

This shit is like cocomelon for rhythm gamers

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#limbus_company

Lines, deltoids, double cosine waves, and exponential waves

Lines, deltoids, double cosine waves, and exponential waves
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"post something random or you'll have an absolutely awful April"?

no. you are safe now. Forever Immunity Dog has got you covered.

5 ways to avoid being tricked
today on April Fools Day.

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Today on the b-man show: whispers, bean spreadin’, and one fancy prance

Showed this video of Brebby following me around to the vet today to help rule out if he has arthritis or what and she said “mmhmm. High steppies. Neurological. Cerebellar hypoplasia.” So I guess that’s his first official diagnosis 🫡

I sit at my desk and administer a little test. Will they answer my call?

Can’t talk rn gotta prance and skip gleefully

God I adore his tiny beady eyes

Turkey into a burning oven meme; the impact font text at top and bottom has been replaced with Warframe meme "Change of plans: Ignore your original objective. Leave nothing alive."

“Did you go to the…?” “The lane that makes you old? Yeah, I did.”

one more since i’ve been super fond of these portraits #deadlock

Kash Patel has confirmed that the FBI is buying data to track Americans' movement and location history without obtaining a warrant.

TO THE CONGRESS OF THE UNITED STATES: Yesterday, December 7, 1941—a date which will live in infamy-the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan. The United States was at peace with that Nation and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with its Government and its Emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific. Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in the American Island of Oahu, the Japanese Ambassador to the United States and his colleague delivered to our Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent American message. And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack. It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time the Japanese Government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace. The attack yesterday on the Hawaiian Islands has caused severe damage to American naval and military

The closures came after the US and Israel carried out attacks across Iran that US President Donald Trump pledged would raze Iran's missile industry and destroy its navy. Iran, which had been engaged in negotiations with the US over its nuclear pro-gramme right up until the attack, pledged a harsh response and soon began waging retaliatory strikes in Israel, as well as several Gulf Arab states that host US military assets, including Qatar, Kuwait, the UAE and Bahrain. "All American and Israeli assets and interests in the Middle East have become a legitimate target," a senior Iranian official told Al Jazeera. "There are no red lines after this aggression, and everything is possible."

Reminder that part of the reason FDR called the Pearl Harbor attack "a date which will live in infamy" is because the U.S. and Japan were still engaged in peace talks right up until they attacked us.

Which was... exactly what the U.S. did to Iran. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/...

Fargo crime suspect says AI face recognition software failed. Police say there was more to the arrest The Fargo Police Department has drawn criticism for jailing a woman for more than five months after artificial intelligence facial recognition software flagged her as a suspect in a crime.

AI is a threat to your freedom. Cops in Fargo outsourced their investigation to an AI facial recognition program. As a result, Angela Lipps was imprisoned for more than five months without even being interviewed. She lost her home, her job and her dog 🧵 www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

No War But Porn War

The use of the background advertisements colors and bubbles as the happy mood enhancement in the last panel is such brilliant comic making that I'm standing here shocked

Comic. [Small panel overlaying large panel.] PERSON 1: What’s up with this weird landscape? PERSON 2 with ponytail: Oh, it was caused by… [Large panel is map of the United States with with red overlays denoting landscape phenomena. Mega-floods in the northwest, a plate tectonics speedrun on the west coast, volcanoes next to the west coast, water and time in the southwest, geology in the west, a supervolcano within the west, glaciers in the north, farming in the middle, rivers in the mideast, geology in between rivers and farming, ??? toward the northeast, farming on the east coast, continents colliding next to the east coast, ongoing disputes between limestone and water in the south of Florida, volcanoes in Hawaii, geology in Alaska with volcanoes and glaciers below.]

Landscape Features

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afroman's case deserved the publicity it got and he did handle it with absolutely legendary petty bard energy. he is, however, still a Single-Issue Libertarian dumbass. imo these things are not mutually exclusive and the circle of discourse can be closed now that the case is over.

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Is this even a question. Aida.