Homemade
Birthday Cake

~vanilla layer cake with strawberry crème filling and cream cheese frosting~

by my daughter the baker—for her favorite Aunty

It would seem that the Democrats are offering Alan Dershowitz's recently vacated post of 'Head Ghoul' to Tucker Carlson.

The tent is big enough to include the man almost singularly responsible for the rise of Donald Trump but not anyone left of Elizabeth Warren lmao

"Civilizations like Nazi Germany and imperial Japan should be returned to power, [Palantir's] post says. ... [Palantir's] powers within its government work include decisionmaking powers in wartime, widespread surveillance of immigrants and Americans writ large, and spying on Americans."

Pretty sure they outlined their plan in a meeting in Loudon county, VA a few months ago. Basically, fuck human rights and lick billionaires boots.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Well, I’ve used it to cook like French fries and whatnot and it makes everything taste better.

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Fucking legendary

Zionists use baby to stop supplies from reaching Palestinians.

Patrick Bateman pictured Fast tracking psychedelic research? IMPRESIVE. VERY NICE. @TheFreeThoughtProject NOW LET'S SEE YOU END THE 55-YEAR OLD EXTORTION RACKET YOU STILL CALL A DRUG WAR

Last klarna payment on that bag of skittles I bought 6 months ago

big fan of gender treachery

IDF soldier smashing sculpture of Jesus with a hammer

When all you have is a hammer,
Everything is a doctor

POLITICS 04/18/2026 08:00AM EDT The Haitians Paying Smugglers To Escape Trump's America The journey north is dangerous and terrifying. But for these immigrants, so is staying in the U.S. By Nathalie Baptiste

Hey babe, wake up.
New Underground Railroad just dropped.

>repulsive, bloated pedophile starts a war in a desert land over a vital resource, only to get his ass kicked by a supposedly inferior enemy Was Frank Hebert on drugs or something? This would never happen in real life.

whole world trying to kill trans people and fucking up our nervous systems then mfers wanna be like

"why are you mad??"

"why are you so twitchy?"

"you're so paranoid omg"

That is a perfect way to put that. Y combinator for viruses.

They ain’t even tracking diseases anymore. lol

FLY NEO Researchers Upload Fly's Brain to Matrix, Let It Control Virtual Body "The ghost is no longer in the machine. The machine is becoming the ghost." By Victor Tangermann Published Mar 15, 2026 6:45 AM EDT G Add Futurism ®

I bet all those billionaires’ brains could fit in there.

Trump picks Erica Schwartz as next head of CDC 2 days ago Madeline Halpert Share < Save D Add as preferred on Google UNITED US Coast Guard US President Donald Trump has named Erica Schwartz to lead the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

She worked at UnitedHealthcare. Mystery solved.

FAR LEFT EXTREMISTS WANT YOU TO HAVE ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD AND A FULL STOMACH Grandma cooking with laser eyes

The Age of Slopaganda

From the EyesOnIce community on Reddit: Strange fruit on their watch. Latino man found hanging near police department. Explore this post and more from the EyesOnIce community

Latino man found dead, hung from tree next to police department

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LA got a new welcome sign

Y’all do realize,
They really do think nothing is gonna happen

Become Ungovernable We need a QR code that makes flock ai cameras download viruses that we can put on a bumper sticker d@foe_h4mmer

lol

More than 38,000 women and girls were killed in Gaza between October 2023 and December 2025 – UN Women | UN Women – Headquarters Six months after the ceasefire, and as regional developments shift global attention, UN Women warns that women and girls in Gaza remain at critical risk.

Israel killed an average of at least 47 girls and women per day in Gaza.

A new analysis published by the United Nations shows that more than 38,000 girls and women were killed in between October 2023 and December 2025.

Kenyan firm sacks more than 1,000 workers after losing Meta contract Meta paused work with Sama last month after allegations about staff viewing private scenes filmed by smart glasses

I’m sure this is unrelated to the fact that last month data workers revealed they were asked by Meta to review video from Meta Ray Bans of user’s intimate moments like having sex or using the bathroom.

*murder

Break it down by company even

One of you mfers out there needs to start an AI death counter.

Netanyahu pictured: Gee-Ol Recent statements by the pope give conclusive proof that the Vatican is two weeks away from acquiring nuclear weapons. © 2026 Gee-Oh