Please enjoy the two minute crucible that is this turtle trying to get on to a log that other turtles are on.

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

Oh.... I see.

imagine waiting for the train and getting your shit rocked by a yoshimitsu 10-hit combo

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

YOU - That's sad.

LIMBIC SYSTEM - Yes, it is. And you drowned in that sadness a long time ago.

YOU - What do you mean, “drowned”?

LIMBIC SYSTEM - You lost.

a numbers station machine.

WELCOME TO 96.9, THE RAVEN
[EXPLOSION SFX]
WHERE IT'S NOTHING BUT NUMBERS, NUMBERS, NUMBERS
[AUSTIN POWERS "YEAH, BABY"]
NUMBERS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
[JURASSIC PARK "YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID IT"]
GET IN TO THE MIX
[HOMER SIMPSON "WOO HOO"]
STARTING *NOW*

1... 2... 3... 4...

5...

Still enjoy this one

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

The absolute accuracy of this.

I have no boughs and I must deck

This is incredible.

He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him

Frank Sinatra’s first draft

screenshot from the TV show Columbo. the titular character Columbo is shown standing at the edge of a driveway, looking down at golden retriever who is happily basking on the pavement in front of him. the subtitles read: "You're a real friendly boy, aren't you? Oh, you're a girl."

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

Graham Greene in Dances with Wolves

Graham Greene in Maverick

Graham Greene in The Last of Us

Graham Greene in Marvel’s Echo

RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.

Congrats!!

Legend of Golden Shower

a message to uma musume players

I Sentence You, JOI, To Masturbation!

Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

Working on an adaptation of The Secret Garden as a TV procedural. Every week Mary gets shipped off to a new country estate and has to tangle with a new cruel governess, rehabilitate a new sickly cousin, etc. — we stick to the formula cause it works. I think we could get six or seven good seasons.

Pop Culture Warrior Retvrn Guy but for weird b-movies. You couldn't even make A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell in these days and age and that says everything

Felt inspired

Deleted the other one so guess this is it

This site won't be good until we get Kevin Durant on here

As my first post, here’s a picture of Stuart Broad at the cricket in Nottingham. There was a middle aged guy behind us explaining cricket to a coworker in a very flat, monotone voice and my parents hated it but I found it very soothing lol