Avatar! The blue alien movie not the show.
I think I’ve only ever watched it stoned actually

“Don’t be Evil”

You think they explored each other’s bodies?

Definitely includes Mulder

Hi handsome 👋

Have a great time!

Do it!

We’ve all been there

Some lunatic just called my phone (strike 1) and left a "voice mail" (strike 2) in which he failed to fully state his business, suggesting I must call him back to get the whole story. Are you out of your damn mind. Furthermore it is the sabbath

Also, the existence of this car at my gym really does help explain all the sauna shenanigans.

A parked red car with a license plate “gooner”

Alright, which one of y’all stole my license plate?

Cute!

It looks great on you! I’ve been eyeing that one myself.

Ooooooh what vest did you get?

Bandit is adorable 🥹

I like thoughts and thirst

Happy birthday! 🎁

Absolutely

Fucking hell 😈

These femmes are so violent

This explains the voices...

Hell yeah 💪

Sometimes you just need a club sandwich

*only thought - guess my brain is fried too 🫠

a woman is looking at a picture of a man . Alt: Short gif from the movie Aliens. Ripley turns to the group and says "Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away"

I was gone for less than a week and this is my old thought coming back to work.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

I have a Vegas doppelgänger!

The amount of naps I take on a gay vacation is so wild. Y’all faggots are exhausting*

*complimentary

A big SmokeOut group went but I didn’t join. Were you there?

Mirror selfie of me in a grey tank and blue jeans about to go out.

Last night of #smokeout2026