The chai tea thing reminds me of this

no storytelling trope works on me so effectively as “robots that are secretly human”

currently experiencing context collapse

hey guys what’s up. what about my empty gay profile compelled you to see anything i may put in front of you?? i wanna know my audience lets chat

i so rarely check bsky and then when i do i find out that 7 more middle aged men have followed me

Remember: If we allow ourselves to fall into fatalism, or wallow in disappointment, or become resigned to what is rather than what should be, we will lose the long game.

The greatest enemy of positive social change is cynicism about what can be changed.

Neil banging out the tunes ~

🧇🥓🍳☕

a golden retriever puppy sits politely on a hardwood floor and stares at you. he looks like he just came out to the living room from a darker hallway in the background. he also looks unrepentant, if we’re being honest. but at least he told you.

This is Douglas. He frew up. Still 12/10

The last picture is literally her auth her hands in her jacket pockets lol

I would like to squash the rumors that I am lame as hell, I’m actually quite chill 🤝

If you do end up subscribing I would recommend doing it through your computer (same goes with any other app) as the App Store and Google Play take a cut from the company. Usually (not in Dropout’s case) the company passes that cost to you and makes subscribing on your phone more expensive

I don’t think Facebook doesn’t warn you because they aren’t doing that, but more because they don’t care to warn you

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play Animal Restaurant. all the ads are entirely optional and you manage cute little animals (mostly cats) as they run a restaurant that serves other animals (mostly not cats). it also isn’t insanely addictive, it’s like a 20 minute a day game i think #piples

i’m out of non-finals work to do while i procrastinate my finals. probably i should start writing the two essays due friday but instead i’m crocheting

I’m much more likely to listen to a new podcast if the host guests repeatedly on a different show and I really like them. Contextless episodes of shows I’m unfamiliar with are an imposition unfortunately

the happy wife happy life podcast is so so lovely. Kendahl and and Jordan you will always be famous to me i hope one day i will have the confidence to share an opinion with my full chest. wow

Oh it’s that lil owl from Duolingo rising from maybe a manhole to tell me I’ve made 2,225 mistakes this year

It’s fun to pretend the mistakes aren’t limited to the app and this is my 2024 total as a human being

i’ve seen like the first half of this movie and gawd i need to finish it

i think this is very beautiful and true and also the opposite of a boomer post, most boomers i know think that the hard way is better and making life easier is taking “shortcuts”