If you want to keep avocado or guac from browning as quickly, store it with a pit or two left inside. That will help slow the oxidation.

Bartender, I'll take 3.

You can even mix and match!

Why do they target trans issues?
Why do pornography laws have such a high rate of focus?
Why lie about critical race theory?
Why do ANY of the hateful nonsense they push as preferred policy?

Because they want you fighting a culture war so you don’t notice you are losing an economic war, at scale.

The thing about borders is that they shouldn't exist. There's genuinely no justification for them that isn't ultimately racism.

Pretty sure it's always been that, they've just given up on the pretense of actually having something they could call a product as cover.

Now we can't stop thinking about transfem Bitch Jesus.
She might need to add a little scar lotion to that skincare routine though.

We just went through it.
Hopefully yours goes as smoothly as ours did.
You're gonna look great.

Alfredo sauce is Italian nacho cheese.

personally I’m very sick of “I don’t understand it, so it’s not real” being treated like a legitimate ideology we’re all supposed to respect

Don't forget the trans women who made the flight possible. They're not on the pictures though because they were fired by fascists.

i think this is what annoys me about the "transmisogyny hurts all women when they dont do gender correctly" stuff. basically everything about my quality of life is worse and that's not the same as men being more rude to u bc ur not wearing mascara no offense

We create ours live by having a eurorack analog video synthesizer near the end of our workflow that content feeds through before reaching the computer that handles final mi, video mapping and output. It creates more of an analog broadcast TV feel than a VCR though.

“All I’m saying is Chelsea Manning went to prison and Joe Rogan is a millionaire, and you always gotta follow the money.”

What this doesn't mention is that I-10, the longest freeway in the country, from CA to FL, passes through Mississippi. Police in Mississippi along that section of freeway have been known to do warrantless stops fishing for crimes for decades. Much of it robbery discussed as civil asset forfeiture.

Fuzz standing on xer patio under the green awning wearing a cutoff tanktop with a graphic of the NASA logo and the shuttle launching

Today felt like a good day for this shirt.

Thinking again how the trans unemployment rate back in 2022 when the economy was doing better was 18% and how that's 4 times as high as the national rate and basically twice as high as any other group of people in the US

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

"its just sportsball"
"its just public bathrooms"
"its just housing"
"its just a job"
"why are you homeless?"

Also, it should be noted that we're a vegetarian, but we have had this cookbook going since before we returned to vegetarianism again. We've cooked almost everything on there at least once.

Bigot: you're really going to die for trans people and other queer folks?

Me:

Fuzz's Black Bean TVP Veggie Burgers This feature is only available to patrons.

We highly recommend our veggie burger.

Here's a link to our online cookbook.
If you look under the Plant Based tag there are 60 or so recipes there if you want more.

Shared this elsewhere the other day:
Our seitan "chicken" is kinda complicated, but you can use any premade veggie chicken, tempeh, or baked tofu or other protein if you're looking to simplify it to the second recipe only.

If anyone ever invents human teleportation it will most likely be a horny lesbian filled to the brim with yearning.

"Why should we try if we don't think we can win?"

The Republicans spent 2021-2025 prosecuting Biden for his son's alleged misdeeds. They manage to snafu everything when they're not in power. Somehow the Democrats aren't even capable of being a nuisance to the Republican power grab.
What the fuck?

Ogres - Strippers - FFS Surgeons

Will all grind your bones to make their bread

There are easier recipes out there. We just find ours to be particularly good.
And you could totally use frozen vegetarian mock chicken pieces, or dehydrate tofu by baking it, rather than our fairly complicated seitan recipe.

Seitan Mock Chicken: 2 cup vital wheat gluten ¾ cup chickpea flour 1 cup all-purpose flour ¼ tsp cardamom powder 1 tsp msg powder ½ tsp paprika 1 TBS chickenless bouillon paste ½ teaspoon onion powder ½ teaspoon garlic powder ½ tsp coriander ¼ tsp white pepper ¼ tsp black pepper ½ tsp celery salt ¼ teaspoon salt 1 TBS soy sauce 1 tsp mirin ½ tsp sesame oil ⅔ cup water 1. Add about an inch of water to a pot with a steamer basket and bring to a light boil. 2 In the meantime, whisk together the vital wheat gluten, flour, vegetable broth powder, onion powder, garlic powder, and salt in a medium bowl. Mix the wet ingredients. pour them into the dry and mix to form a ball of dough. Lightly grease the steamer basket, then tear off bite-sized pieces of the seitan dough and place them in a single layer in the steamer basket. Cover, and steam the seitan for 10 minutes. When the seitan is done steaming, remove from the steamer and let cool until the surface becomes less shiny. From here it may be used in place of chicken in any dish, or breaded and fried as mock chicken nuggets.

Quick & Easy Vegan Orange Chicken: Protein: 1 lb seitan or other mock chicken ¼ cup cornstarch (or sub with potato starch) ⅓ cup vegetable oil (or any neutral tasting oil (if you're Air Frying, sub with 2 tbsp of oil)) Sauce: 1 cup freshly squeezed orange juice (pulp strained (about 4-5 medium sized oranges)) 2 tbsp white vinegar (or rice vinegar) ¼ cup + 2 tbsp brown sugar 2 tbsp regular soy sauce 2 cloves garlic (minced) ¼ tsp ginger powder (or sub with freshly grated ginger) 1 tbsp cornstarch (or sub with potato starch) ½ tsp red chili flakes (optional if you prefer it spicy) In a small bowl, combine sauce ingredients. Mix well and set aside. Make Seitan according to recipe into bite size pieces, about 1.5-inch pieces. Do not pat Seitan dry after steaming, this will allow the cornstarch to adhere. Transfer pieces of seitan into a large bowl, followed by cornstarch. Mix to coat each piece evenly with tongs. Heat vegetable oil in a wok or large pan on medium-high heat. Carefully lower coated seitan into the oil and quickly spread apart. Allow the pieces to sear and form a golden crust, about 5-6 minutes on each side and avoid stir-frying them. Flip Seitan over and cook on the other side until golden brown. Remove from oil and place seitan on a paper towel lined plate to cool and drain. Pour out any excess oil from pan. In the same pan set over medium high heat, pour sauce in. Stirring consistently until the sauce bubbles and thickens, about 2-3 minutes. Toss in fried chicken until pieces are coated in sauce. Garnish with orange zest, sesame seeds and green onions. Serve & enjoy!

Vegetarian orange chicken isn't that hard to make.
Here's our recipe for the entire dish, including our mock chicken recipe.

It's what we grab when we don't have time to go to the place that sells the GOOD coffee.
It still tastes better than all the corporate rosters and their burnt beans.