Rating: General Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Israel Hands/Roach (Our Flag Means Death) Characters: Israel HandsRoach (Our Flag Means Death)Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death)Spanish Jackie (Our Flag Means Death)Ching Shih | Zheng Yi Sao Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon DivergencePartyMarijuana | Weed EdiblesRecreational Drug UseFlirtingSmokingPOV Israel Hands Language: English Stats: Published:2026-04-19Words:2,742Chapters:1/1Hits:3

Izzy has no comeback for that. At least, not a good one, so he stays quiet. Where bluster and snap normally won most battles for him, Roach wasn't intimidated by his bark, and had dropped several hints over the last few months that he'd be very interested in testing Izzy's bite. It left him off balance far more than he'd like to admit. It's not that Izzy had never been hit on before, it's just - the last few too many years hadn't exactly left room in his life for anything but survival, even something casual. And there was nothing casual about Roach. Lost in his own thoughts, Izzy falls to clock the shift in the air around him as Roach moves closer, stepping up behind him. The heat of Roach's body surrounds him as long, strong arms bracket Izzy in against the railing. Behind him, Roach pulls in a breath, his chest just brushing Izzy's back. There's silence for a moment as he holds it before blowing out musky, herbal smoke over Izzy's head. Izzy waves a hand absently and hears a low, amused chuckle, the sound making his heart jump in his chest. Long fingers wrap around the railing next to his gloved hand while Roach's other hand appears in front of Izzy's face, holding out a joint, the red tip a bright red spot against the darkened sea and sky beyond it. Izzy opens his mouth and starts to say, "I'm fine. I don't need - " "If there is anyone who needs to relax on this ship, it is you, Izzy Hands."

Pssst With 420 tomorrow, I give to you, #Rizzy. 🔗🔽

Well now you're going to have to make him fuck Count Orlok

Oh I just know Val's signature move is wig snatching

See, if we're just talking fucking up the ecosystem, that's Stede. Izzy would do it to try and fix it

Or the secret second thing that Stede is the werewolf

My zillennial ass hearing that for the first time, after years of hearing people say they were shitting bricks, was very confused

An official statement from Nestle appealing for information as to who has nicked 12 tonnes of KitKats.

Have a break. Have 12 Tonnes of KitKat.

Remember, kids, Nestle is literally the company who literally told African mothers that their breast milk wasn't good enough in order to sell more formula.

Don't be a snitch, now.

I've stopped giving my mom flowers for mother's day because of that. She has all the roses and stuff

I'm a Lego fiend, and I'm telling you right now you would have to pry my collection from my cold, dead hands. I also have that set, and I love it because a lot of those plants are not native to my area/range from dubiously safe - actually toxic to have around my cat

It's giving the people protesting something by burning a product they *already* bought, so the company already got their money. What's wrong is they're DUMB and still somehow ironically believe in corporate propaganda about recycling

You're probably the nicest one of all of us sooooo

The Americans would like to chime in and say that we would be honored to crowdfund sending Star to the UK pirates as our liaison

Just the way she goes from innocent lady obsessed with her work moms to THIS needs to be studied

"HOLY SHIT IS THAT BEN HORNIGOLD?"

"She was 17, Scott. Good for you..."

"NO WAY"

I'm already in love with this season

I FORGOT ABOUT AUSTRALIA TIME MEANING IT WAS COMING TODAY

Some of us here would much prefer to be where you were last Saturday

PLEASE REPOST

It wouldn't shock me if it was some secret plot from big gelatin. First De Beers, now Kraft

No, we have actual salad. It's just that we had collective psychosis in the 60s and too much jello

Her parents sent her to the all girls boarding school not far from Ben's, because she kicked up quite the scandal in their circles across the pond

Excuse you. I'm asking, because I need these two comparing notes on their leftist beatnik lovers

You would think all those Izzies would be able to keep them in check. But it just makes them Worse

I can only imagine the chaos of two Jacks

Shut uuuuuuuup

happy mothers day to izzy hands onlyy

How?????

Oh if only Izzy "I can't separate sexual and romantic attraction" actually believed that

All I know is Supreme Court said no fuck you, and Supreme Leader Orange said NO FUCK YOU I'M GONNA DO THEM ANYWAY I CAN