Another day done, but I do have a sighting of our lunar friend in crescent form to sign off with. #MoonSpotted

Truth is out. There was no Golden Bone at all because this entire dog show was a dog's dinner of fakery...all for a prize fund that racked up to £21k. Each contestant has won £4,200. #CelebritySabotage

Well there goes the Golden Bone....not that anyone was gonna win it. #CelebritySabotage

RELEASE THE PRISONER. Joel is out of jail & not a moment too soon because it's time for the final missions. #CelebritySabotage

Remy & Frankie are officially insiders, but the squad are now a man down as Joel must do time behind bars. #CelebritySabotage

BUSHWAH. Joel has just been CAUGHT IN THE ACT. This is a very bushy situation. #CelebritySabotage

This dog show really is about to go to the dogs. Hopefully the prize fund will be worth it. #CelebritySabotage

And that is the end of this year's auditions. Here are this year's golden buzzer acts. 9 acts have received the golden buzzer & are already in the semi-finals, which start next week. That leaves 31 places available for the other acts that made it through the auditions. #BGT

Never knew a One Direction song could be jazzed up in a Cabaret Swing Jazz style, but here we are. I really like this duo. #BGT

Is this magic or comedy? #BGT

I think grandad is stunned. He's in bits already. #BGT

I know folks are sick of singers, dancers & magicians, but for crying out loud, at least those acts are to a degree not crazy dangerous to the scale of what we have just seen then. Never again. #BGT

This should NEVER have made it past the pre-judging round. #BGT

GOD FORBID I DO NOT LIKE THIS ONE BIT. #BGT

I'm quite flummoxed by what just occurred there, but KSI has just whacked the golden buzzer for a 2nd time sending Mr Cherry to the semi-finals...only to then slip on the confetti to embrace him moments later. Bizzare. #BGT

Here's the line-up in full:

#BlanketyBlank 6:25pm BBC One

#BGT 7:00pm ITV 1

#CelebritySabotage 8:00pm ITV 1

This week's #CelebritySabotage is all about finding The Perfect Pooch, but it'll be a far from perfect process if the sabotage squad have a hand in things at 8:00pm on ITV 1 with legendary football manager, Harry Redknapp joining the team. #CelebritySabotage #SaturdayNightTV

Back in it's regular 7:00pm slot on ITV 1, the final round of #BGT auditions. The last bunch of auditionees take to the Blackpool stage to try & win over the judges & put themselves in conversation for the semi-finals. #BGT #SaturdayNightTV

Gladiator Nitro, Guz Khan & Jill Scott are among this week's 6 celebrities on #BlanketyBlank on BBC One at 6:25pm tonight, but can they fill the right blanks to win prizes for the contestants? #BlanketyBlank #SaturdayNightTV

garfield is sitting on a couch holding a remote control and reading a book . ALT: garfield is sitting on a couch holding a remote control and reading a book .

Alright, are you ready to look at the shows lined up for #SaturdayNightTV this week? Well, ready or not, here it comes.

a colorful happy saturday have a wonderful day greeting card ALT: a colorful happy saturday have a wonderful day greeting card

The lull of the 9 to 5 has passed & now the weekend is upon us. Let's now enjoy the best day of the week: SATURDAY!! #Saturday

Soon as I pressed play for about 30 seconds, it became clear that it was gonna be leaning more ranting & raving. I'd rather a more articulated kind of analysis than...shouty shouty.

This Apple Age Verification thing is absolutely PANTS & impossible to do since they don't accept passports. Am I the only one who thinks this age verification is just inaccessible?

All this bootcamp was all totally made up. There was no ultimate survivor, but there is some dosh won for everyone. Collective pot of £21k, £3,500 per player. And with that, soldiers AT EASE. You may now FALL OUT. #CelebritySabotage

This bunch are not cut out for life in the military. They'll soon be pleased to learn very shortly that all this was all a ruse. #CelebritySabotage

Well that was some useless knotting from Joel. #CelebritySabotage

RELEASE THE PRISONER. Sam is back in the game. £12k in the pot after the first day. #CelebritySabotage

Guz, what are you doing. This is flying close to the sun. #CelebritySabotage

Sam's doing time behind bars for a failed sabotage. Giant FLOP. And I thought Arsenal capitulating in the Premier League is mad. #CelebritySabotage

Lee has now joined the squad as an insider having caught Sam red-handed. #CelebritySabotage