hey i saw you on Fartr the app for fucking farting

whoops uh-oh aw beans whoops

depositing 2000 words of lies and deceit to keep things interesting

oh YEAH we do

A screenshot from Goodreads showing that I have read 21 of my goal of 40 books so far in 2026.

over halfway on my 2026 reading goal, which is tempting me to increase it, but I don’t think I will. it’s not the sort of thing I want to make difficult, you know? 💙📚

you’ll think you’ve got a guitar riff figured out and then you get absolutely owned by a 12 year old on ultimate guitar dot com

gay wizard but like kinda stupid about it

putting one (1) native plant in my yard, don’t worry guys, earth is saved

a grandma at the go-kart track yesterday accosted me to compliment how fast I was, so needless to say I don’t need any other validation this week

don’t tempt me

I see bluesky is still gasping for air

A sunny spot in the garden. Centered is a fancy, many-layered daffodil blooming in cream and yellow, hovering over a pair of shorter tulips in apricot pink.

waaaaooooowww flowers!

oh you know how i am, being slowly weathered to dust by the sands of time

the air is swamp

it’s just me and 95,000 words of pure ass against the world

A freshly bloomed tulip with peachy-pink petals and bright green leaves.

she’s done it, what a star

resisting to urge to sit in the front yard watching my first tulip open like it’s a championship sporting event

the fact that I even have a pergola to clean up is still mind boggling

tomorrow I WILL clean up the pergola so I can maybe do some work outside

You might as well attempt to string 60,000 words together because what else do you have going on?

glad to be of service

A hand holding a glass jar full of blooming peach blossom branches and a few ruffly yellow daffodils.

springtime bitch

it’s the sort of day where you can just feel how hot and muggy it’s going to be later

does anyone know anything about getting out of an iranian prison

well I must say, this is one of your more concerning skeets

slowly and excruciatingly producing 500 words to pretend I can actually do this shit

👀 soon…

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

wow so apparently I’ve done so much editing and rewriting that I’ve forgotten how to just write new prose lmao

Stop trying to make hwæt happen.