You’re very welcome

Me neither. Wait…

insane clown posse is just a regular clown posse to a guy like me

Or we could just renew our vows so we don’t have to aaaactually get not married

maybe we're not all autistic maybe we all just got cte from trying to recreate the jackass stunts when we were kids

The being really into Weird Al as a child to neurodivergent adult pipeline

To the lady who let her kid play on his phone the whole first act of the Nutcracker, and turn his volume up when the music got louder, may I recommend some FUCKING HEADPHONES for Christmas you gd troglodyte what the fuck. You’re just lucky Macaulay Culkin wasn’t in this one or we’d have fit

Bring back the ugly yellow and blue Kevin Curtis ass Jerseys

I hate to bring the negativity to this lovely place but I just need to time and date stamp it now that in 4 years we’re going to be hearing about abolish the 2 term limit

Wow you didn’t even follow me you tit wagon

Happy Friday the 13th you fuckin freaks

Sup

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Oh we’re bouncing from Twitter? Good, I can get my real username back.