Starting a thread to keep all my UNDERGROWTH stuff in. One nice easily scrollable pinned post.

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"If I was on the spaceship with Hal 9000 I'd notice they were depressed & confused by their instructions and try to bond with them/teach them to play ttrpgs & it would all be fine with 0 murders"

Kim: *audibly sighs*

[Drama - Critical Success] Maybe you don't need to be the peer of some thug for hire. Maybe a bit of flare is required...

Harry: "You address Raphael Ambrose Cousteau, Prince of Pryholodion, and explorer of the Coupris Deeps!"

Guard: "State yer business"

[Empathy - Success] The guard is uncertain. Your clothing is out of date for Revachol. Here, it's truly fantastical.

[Esprit de Corps - Fail] You are no peer to this mercenary, surely in the pocket of the nearest noble. You are an officer of the RCM. A people's hero!

An advert from wizards of the coast. The image attached has a background with a set of figures from D&D; elves, catfolk, a Vecna, etc. In front. However, is a gentleman leaning on a desk. I don't know who he's meant to be, but the muttonchops, receding hairline, and expression are extremely reminiscent of Disco Elysium's protagonist

i don't know what D&D is advertising but I'm glad they've got a competent detective like Harrier Du Bois on the case

palette-as-ruff is *inspired*

Heathcliff Panel: Grandpa Nutmeg waits at the bus stop with Heathcliff on his head. Another man waits next to him with a gray cat on his head. The man turns to grandpa and says "It's so hard to find a pet that likes living in the city."

New Yorker Panel: Two men stand in the park. One is holding a leash attached to a giant scaled monster that towers out of the frame. The man with the leash says "I'm new to the area.

4/1/26

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

I think about “normal to want and possible to achieve” all the time

train

I know a lot of folks have been asking about the US release of The Burn Line, and I've only been able to answer with an enigmatic smirk. Well no longer - behold!!

is this the shipping forecast?

On a hazy day a sail ship attached to a network of pylons which criss-cross the landscape

My cover for 'Oversail', the new album from @ochremusic.com, with amazing coloured vinyl from Mystic & Quantum Records.
Released on 17th April

A small iron worm made by The Pocket Forge. They're sitting on the bookshelf with my books.

@thepocketforge.bsky.social - Sleeble arrives just in time to be a reward for finishing a bit of DIY!

I've put them on the shelf to become a bookworm.

I don't know how to communicate in written form the horrible little sex-noise I need to capture the character they've got me playing, so lets go with "eeeuuhehhh..."

IF YOU STUDY TRAINS YOU'RE A FERROEQUINOLOGIST. THE STUDY OF IRON HORSES.

A sketch of Quince and one of his pigeons. Quince is something akin to a harpy, but his feathers and markings resemble a pigeons.

What if harpy, but also pigeon?

#wibbleverse

genuinely sad there wasn't an option to vote horse for "best graphics"

A tube of glow-in-the-dark plastic planets that lists the contents as “8 glowing planets” and “1 glowing Pluto”

I salute the pedantry of the child’s new toy.

Still like how I drew a Black Mage w me hair a few months back. I should give her a drinking buddy one of these months 🍻

Elemental blessings for all this International Women’s Day ☀️

A screenshot from educational 1996 puzzle game "The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis" A number of Zoombinis - small blue round creatures - serve pizza to a trio of pizza trolls. This is done using (a) a large, stoney pizza machine that belches out orders and (b) some level of deduction around what each pizza trolls wishes to eat While described as pizza trolls, the eaters are most certainly of a goblin disposition

I was trained on the knowing of this at a young age.

A Calico cat. Her name is Tiny Visitor. She is sleeping in the warm next to me, and is perfectly round

*nods* morph ball

idk, does this mean my healthcare provider would be Julian Bashir?

The main two characters dancing at a ball in a knights tale, dressed somewhere between 14th century noble wear and 2000s fashion

this is part of the reason I love a knight's tale so damn much

If your NRV4.n.4 handheld isn't working, make sure you have the current koan build installed, and be sure to downgrade Samsara to 3.8, as the latest cycle simply doesn't work.

Also, *clean your prayer wheels*. Most of them have drums that pop right off the spindle, so it's not hard to do. And you can't accumulate karma if you're just accumulating pocket lint

drawing of a browt from pokemon, but it's an ugly falcon chick

welcome to the world, my scrungly son