A high school girlfriend once sent me a tape cassette with Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” with no context. Almost 30 years later I’m posting shit like this. I guess in some ways, I really haven’t grown. 😬😅 Anyway, I felt pretty, in a middle-aged overfed housecat sort of way.

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When are you due big guy

I might give you a couple with a gut like that😜

I'll pitch in and get you knocked up 😜

Hehe anytime 😈 I'd love to make it swell 🫃

Such a cute story but your belly is sending me 😍😍

You can rub cum all over me if I get to worship that monster pup gut and cock

Let me get you out of your head

And into your body

Lol I guess if we want max body contact then it's perfect 😈

Even if it knocks daddy up?

I'd love to share that shower with you but there's no room, big guy!

Haha Id love to see you try 😜😈

I can't talk with my mouth full

Fuck I love that! I've always wanted to see daddies belly get worshipped. Wish it was me doing it though 😜

When are you due? 😜

Dad's looking extra fertile today 💦🫃 looks like he's knocked up himself

Obsessed! Definitely in danger of being bred

I knew the belly was fire but that ass! Papi is juicy 🍑🍈🌶️

I wish I was celebrating this thicc belly right now

We can cuddle then 😜

That hog could put a litter in me

This is Nico, we're gym buddies. We started a cut last month. The other day Nico sends this pic to me saying his bulk isn't going away. He said he belly was getting bigger. I think it's in his head. He's clearly just bloated. What do you think?

Hot AF, id love to feed you till you look like you swallowed a beach ball

u know u want a cute breedable husband

Horsing around like that might get you bred

Wish I was the one feeling you

This is the year you get properly knocked up.

I can feel it in my bones, you'll be one big bubba overdue with triplets