The highest compliment🥹❤️❤️❤️

I love you, Sessy. You gave a lot of us kids a dream that we never thought was possible. You were one of the first people that really sat down and took your time to teach me how to be a better host. I wish you can see the positive impact you made on so many people. I miss you a whole lot ❤️❤️❤️

It’s been 5 months since I’ve been here but I just wanna pop in to say fuck ICE and this entire administration.

WiFi: Who?

Password: 2813308004

I’m watching Princess and the Frog for the first time. Why am I SOBBING over a fucking gap toothed firefly? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Found youuuu! ❤️

Went ice skating for the first time and ate shit twice. This is why I don’t leave my house.

It’s my dad’s birthday ❤️ so I’m gonna tell you some of his lore. One time, a group of guys pulled up to his nail salon and tried to jump him in the parking lot. He dropped them all then threw money at them for their hospital bill LOL

Women with tattoos are hideous! No man wants to marry a walking coloring book. I don’t care how many hot women with tattoos reply to this with sexy pix of them with tattoos. They’ll never convince me. So they better not or I’ll be so mad!👀

Sup my dudes. Heard we’re galavanting over here now

Glory to Master Kohga 🍌

HIII

Where’s everyone at in Tears of the Kingdom? I did all four Sages then told Hyrule to piss off to do every side mission I can find because I want to delay finishing this beautiful game as much as possible lol

My hair stylist got a new pup and now I have to hold this whole place hostage 😭❤️

I’m a woman that needs home protection.

We got a puppy. His name is Judge. He’s 3mo old but HUGE. I love him hehehehe

I wish rave totems were a thing when I was a raver cuz they’re so hilarious and creative lol

Do you pee in the shower or are you a dirty f’n liar?

OMGOD me too pls. Silver haired daddies 4 ever 😍😍😍

@drlupo.bsky.social found you!

@adamsessler.bsky.social ADDDAAAMM! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Y’all been following this tattoogate story on Tiktok? Cuz oh my god she is getting ripped apart lmao

I’m here!

Guys if someone doesn’t take my Switch away from me, I will lose everything. TOTK is so damn good omg

I want to be in a video game.

There is no escape. EHEHEHEHHE

LETS GOOO

OH HEY BEST FRIEND!!!!!