It starts coming through my window at 5:30. Which is also when the birds start.

I went to the website and really wasn't sure at first. I thought the supplement names had to be a joke.

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Love when we're an embarrassment at home and on the international stage.

Selkie!

Noooo! Our local DQ lady answers the drive-thru like it's a phone call and it's funny every time. You can't replace that joy with a chat bot.

Her husband just died. After she moved around the world and gave up her pension! And the kids are grabbing at dregs.

My entire life is a lie.

Birthdays are weird. It's best for everyone if I take the day off and do as I please.

Seconded!

I love how she wove so much into such a silly, simple concept. A masterclass.

I had never heard of Lamberts. I love that their website recreates the full chaos of the menu she describes. Also, I would eat 1,000 of those rolls.

Every day of adulthood is way more antichrist and way less quicksand than young Portia expected.

Read this article all the way through. You'll be glad you did.

Thank you for this. It was a joy to read. And now I want bread!

Nice leather seats, too.

Did we all forget the message of Reality Bites? Did we forget the lessons we learned from Sassy magazine?

And the stars are just a mess.

A view of downtown Chicago through my floor to ceiling sliding door that opens 2 inches.

A view of downtown Chicago from my 37th floor room. The view is neat and scary.

I am in my least favorite part of Chicago. But I do have terrifying floor to ceiling windows.

I gave him some screen pets.

Another plus in the upgrading to a Switch 2 column.

That is so cool!

You can play BOTW on your phone?!

So relatable: they make it all the way around the moon and back, then get stuck unable to make a phone call.

This is the most important question.

I bring you the most important reporting of my career.

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Oh my god. "Agents often made sure to get evidence more than once."
This is so hilarious and enraging and sad.

It's very boring. Just the world's most generic arch.

A blue heeler mix named Winchester watches the sun rise behind some grain bins.

A blue heeler named Winchester stands alert in a field of grass and wildflowers.

Morning walk. 🐕

Exactly! So you can sing it again!