Catching up on Great British Menu last night. Some great stuff here.

Soccer Aid 2027 is calling his name.

And it's a somewhat late happy birthday for you!

Good player.

Just over 24 hours since I got home from a trip to Delhi for an Indian wedding. I was really not looking forward to going, the whole trip was just daunting to me. Now that I'm back, I miss it. If ever you get the chance to go to an Indian wedding in India, take it. Truly remarkable stuff.

The as yet unprecedented Premier Inn hotswap.

This was right by my hotel and on my morning route to my Spoons breakfasts each day this weekend, I had no idea of its cultural significance.

Sir, I bring news from the front. They appear to be reinvigorated despite months of inactivity.

A non-footy account has to declare any football posts and has to conform to pre-agreed limits. I don't make the rules!

Baffled and bemused by whoever chose to not allow pre-purchasing/pre-loading Silksong. One of the most hyped up and yearned for games to be released in the last decade and people are barely able to add to cart, let alone buy the bloody thing.

He's back.

Sick fucking bastards.

If you'll allow me the luxury of a football post...

If Spurs don't go for Eze immediately in response to the fallout of this Gibbs-White farce, then what are we doing? If he apparently has a similar release clause and we have privately been courting him for years, surely it's the next logical step?

Cartoon by Stephen Collins for the Guardian, here's the script: [SCENE: THERE ARE TWO TALKING COCKROACHES, THEY ARE BBC BREAKFAST PRESENTERS] DAVE COCKROACH: Good morning! It’s Wednesday May, 76,000,002,018 AD You’re watching BBC Breakfast with me, Dave Cockroach SELINA COCKROACH: And me, Selina Cockroach DAVE COCKROACH: Well, today is set to be the hottest day ever recorded in Britain, as the sun swallows the Earth SELINA COCKROACH: What a scorcher! DAVE COCKROACH: Here to tell us More is Matt who’s down in sunny Brighton. Hi Matt! MATT COCKROACH [REPORTING FROM WHAT REMAINS OF BRIGHTON]: Morning Dave! Well, the sea is long since evaporated down here… But that hasn’t stopped every cockroach coming out to enjoy the glorious blood-red sun hovering ten feet above the ground. Great news for Ian Cockroach here, who sells ice creams How’s business Ian? IAN COCKROACH. LEANING OUT OF AN ICE CREAM VAN: I’m on fire [IAN COCKROACH CATCHES FIRE] DAVE COCKROACH: Ha ha! Oh dear I think Ian is - [DAVE COCKROACH CATCHES ON FIRE] [THE STUDIO IS ENGULFED IN FIRE]

hottest day of the year

Tottenham 🤍

That's his entire spinal column gone then.

A post on Gregg Wallace's Instagram story of an AI generated cartoon drawing of a cow wearing wellington boots on each hoof. The caption reads 'Beef Wellington'. For some reason, the cow is extraordinarily muscular.

Tears in my eyes, why does it have to be so fucking JACKED

A jacket made of various potato products with the caption 'Jacket Potato'.

A chicken looking at a bowl of salad with the caption 'Chicken Sees A Salad'.

Gregg Wallace has discovered AI and it's over for all you so-called 'comedians'.

Astonishingly, a second pooer has hit today's Strands.

Streaming! www.twitch.tv/tallnerdtv

You creep!

Celta Vigo have drawn FC Shakhtar Donetsk at Home for the 3rd Round of the FA Cup.

How bout you look at my genitals #valentinesday

Any new coins catching your eye Rimbo?

It's me, TallNerdTV, proudly holding my gold medal from winning the Taskmaster live experience as well as a commemorative photo envelope.

Did the Taskmaster live experience on Saturday in that there London against 11 other people and, of course, demolished them. I'm now the proud owner of a medal.

I could feel my teeth rotting in real time.

I tried them once a year or so ago and I wanted to love them, being such a fan of sour sweets, but I really didn't like them. Fruitilicious is king, for me.

What game is this :)

Alright, no need to show off.