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"this guy knows ball" - Hollywood

Introducing the new Secretary or Labor!

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Marie Antoinette with the bathroom Let Them

Marie Antoinette when she is told that someone is not allowing "the bodies to hit the floor":

Marie Antoinette with the bathroom Let Them

Marie Antoinette when she is told that someone is not allowing "the bodies to hit the floor":

I think the bigger problem is when Ohtani pitches and then comes out of the game, it really doesn't make logical sense that he can continue to bat.

I get it. He's special.

But baseball isn't football/basketball. You don't get to sub out and back in.

"He's worth every penny" lmao

Just laughed out loud remembering Bob Einstein playing Larry Middleman "The Surrogate"on Arrested Development.

Look... I'm happily married...

However...

Trump stole the money, then just gave it back to the billionaires that helped him stay out of jail in 2024.

someone just up and put the words "with Trevor Wallace" on a movie poster and no one is in prison.

Signs and wonders

looks like society was wrong about this one

No one who eats something as disgusting as a chop suey sandwich should be this honorable of a person.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Conforto Revenge Game!

Crazy that the end of the Baby Yoda movie is Baby Yoda donating blood but the nurse forgets to take the tube out of his arm and he just bleeds all the way out and dies

All these right wingers who converted to Catholicism in adulthood were just shopping around for an ideology that justified their pre-existing instincts and prejudices. If you convince them that Catholicism means peace and charity they'll just drop it and keep shopping.

Say the line, Bart

About to get rightfully blocked by @andylevy.net for sending this

Nice win, Cubbies

Do I get annoyed when Counsell pinch hits Ballesteros vs. a lefty? Yes.

But to Craig's credit, it's mostly paid off.

When Roy from The Office was a GOOD GUY????

Let's just say me and the boys commenced with the hooting

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back

I bet Kash Patel is also friends with Rick Springfield

kash patel meeting with his security detail

Nico Hoerner is a fucking superhero

Oh man. Saw him with the 03 Home Run Derby in Chicago