$11 to pitch for the Mets

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Shit I won’t cop to on the internet for 500 Alex

tore-ass season for that guy amirite

The former is also great just again, stay safe and don’t over indulge because you DONT want to learn what a k hole is in the bathroom of a club

yes with caveats that you have a safe supply (test your shit and carry naloxone if getting it through a dealer) & understand taking a bump to go dancing will be a very different experience & outcome than actually doing professional guided treatment that includes counseling before during & after

we all know I have no life, so:

RETRVN guy but for ignoring one single insane person making an insane take

Jesus I thought mine was bad when it told me I needed to free up space for an update and I had 20 gigs available 🫠

“Sorry, I know you planned for satin black and stark white/
The truth is harvested in areas that marbleize”
but sometimes the truth is horrible and evil and traumatic as hell

John Bois and the Jomboy org should start a band called
John Bois & the Jom Boys Johmboree

Land of the Free baby!

*the timbafirst night

Do you have racists in your family who think DRIPA or landback means Indigenous people are stealing white people's homes?

Well good news the government has put together a handy easy to use website to explain why that's silly

dripafacts.ca

“Bad”?

Is this a guest spot or a reoccurring Jeff & Austin pod because my body is ready for either

Mother of god

fuckin got his ass

Every single football coach addressing any controversial thing that has ever happened

Leave the ketamine for us depressed weirdos who need additional neuro plasticity to undo the damage 21st century living has done to our brains

Free update for a very cool game 🤯

Guy who calls his dick & balls Pinky and the Brain

They unfortunately only work on ideas that are exclusively located in a brain that has been penetrated by the idea killing bullets

Like they’re eating strips of grey gyro beef, it could be either / or imo

What’s the odds he’s doing this pivot because they fucked up the logistics so bad they couldn’t vaccinate the troops if they wanted to?

lol srsly. The 20th century was literally first time in human history violence was the primary force taking out soldiers during wartime, instead of DISEASE.

You can tell who doesn't read.

The guy who sounds like a walking ANTI smoking PSA wants you to know you have weak genetics

“Why am I way into birds?”
Uhhhh because they’re goofy little singing dinosaurs??!?

Monterey Park becomes the first city in California to ban "all data centers within city limits" Residents of the small enclave east of LA not only killed their city's proposed 250,000 square foot data center, they pushed city council to ban them altogether

Last night, after an hours-long public hearing, Monterey Park became the first city in California to pass an ordinance permanently banning data centers.

The city council voted unanimously to declare data centers a public nuisance, and to "prohibit all data centers within city limits."

My story:

Someone please send me 80 Canadian dollars