ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

What is Furankenstein's Monster

“If you ever see a post from from a woman that’s a failure of the algorithm and we will fix it”

This isn't an old bus, it's

Taking a walk with @betherby.bsky.social

Them: I saw a study about being outside just five minute lowering your cortisol levels

Me, sighing, burdened with cursed knowledge: Ok, what do you know about Clavicular and looksmaxxing?

is this one of them v tubers people are obsessed with these days

This is the type of unpredictable, dangerous, and frankly impulsive behavior I thought autonomous driving was supposed to avoid. And I can’t help but wonder, if that empty car had hit me head on or side swiped me, who would be held accountable for driving so recklessly?

Suddenly, in the MIDDLE of the intersection it signals left (literally a single flash) and turns SHARPLY left directly in front of me. Thankfully I had time to slam on the breaks.

We both pulled up to opposite ends of a four way stop controlled intersection. I was turning left and had my blinker on, it wasn’t signaling anything. After stopping it began to enter the intersection and then I did the same, intending to turn behind after it had cleared.

So I nearly just got into an accident with a fucking @waymo.bsky.social.

Triples luge, you cowards

starting a band with a guy who just changed his name to luis and some different shades of color

newly luis and the hues

Two dumb bitches telling each other “Exactlyyyy”

There’s so much stuff in modern society like this, where “being/doing [good thing] is pretty easy, it’s just that [bad thing] is much easier”

It’s not even that. Being a decent man is actually pretty easy, it’s just that being a bastard is a lot easier

This is 100% my nonbinary afab husband’s experience. Once the pressure to *be* femme was lifted, they could genuinely enjoy *choosing* to dress and appear femme (or not!)

To paraphrase @hbomberguy.bsky.social:

From whom, fucking Aquaman?!

An image of a person looking out a window at the man deciding whether to pull the lever in the trolley problem

nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.

What is Lasagnastan?

There’s something vaguely unsettling about a small child at the farmer’s market playing My Way on the violin

In 6 months Trump’s going to give this dude a medal

Bill, we’ve been trying to tell you, we need to organize the spiritual attacks in shifts! Let the neo-marxists in more convenient time zones take over while you get some rest

when u think about it, nunchucks are just very chunky circular knitting needles

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

IT IS TIME!

Even better when it literally *just* disappears a guy and you have a full set of clothes floating in mid air for half a second before falling to the ground

😂/😭

Oh! Figures it’d be him