when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

let her have a lil bite

Twin Peaks Lucy commission <3

1910 Women could wear pants 1920 White women could vote 1963 Women gained equal paid rights (sort of) 1965 Black women could vote 19 69 Women were allowed to initiate divorce 1972 Women could get birth control, without a man 1973 Women could choose to get an abortion, legally 1974 Women could buy a home, without a man 1988 Women could own their own business, without Nomesticial protection agains 2022 Women lost the constitutional right to abortion

Strong reminder: women have not been independent for as long as some folks would like you to believe. We’ve lost rights that we never should have lost.

It's going to be like this forever

He has so much joy and whimsy that he has to big steppy

I finished the lineart for this fantasy Sailor Jupiter last night:

#SailorMoon

a meme depicting sailor jupiter standing facing a brick wall. her face is turned, she is winking and holding up a peace sign. text on the brick wall reads in a list "FUCK PALESTINE, FUCK DONALD TRUMP, bounce on it crazy style, ACAB, HEALTHCARE FOR ALL, look back at it, BILLIONAIRES SHOULDN'T EXISTS, FUCK FASCISM, cuddle afterwards, NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR"

live, laugh, fight fascism

strayknight posting an image on tumblr showing (presumably the poster) a yellow pikmin plush grabbed tightly with the text: "the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks" saejima-nyan04 asks "OP why did you bring your pikmin to the club" to which strayknight responds with "he likes the espresso martinis there"

nintendo: we will release gale of darkness before colosseum, even though it's a sequel to colosseum. this makes perfect sense and nothing is wrong with this choice

Cal.... I'm about to blow your mind

have you not seen the itty version of them??? baby... so baby...

🎶What do you get when you register late?🎶
Watch this video from the TOompa Loompas to find out!

Carroll & the Chocolate Factory

📅 Saturday 3/07
📍 PGH, PA
🎨 Custom Melee ISO with new stages / fighters
🤹‍♂️ Carnival-style Side Events
🎫 (5) Golden Tickets for access to Final Bracket
🔗 smash.gg/Chocolate

Sorry I can’t this weekend man I have to wander around my home like a tormented ghost for a couple days

i love you i love you i love you

that's today?? uh oh !

Joker All Vouice Lines

be the change you wish to see in the world

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

I'm late but safe travels!!

computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it

didn't know you were into festivals about magnets

i believe in you!!!!

what role does the trimmer line play in the bathroom.... much to think about

The spreadsheet is one of the greatest user interface design tools ever created. "How to tame a user interface using the grid."