ok

Honestly I'd be losing my absolute mind over this

try imagining government policy toward higher education as if it were any other industry. "Government plans aviation export cuts of 30%" "Government bans foreign licensing of football broadcast" it would be insane

and yet

Need to choose two (2) books to take with me on holiday to ignore. I have one on ebola, might also take Chuck Palahniuk.

"Sorry. Sorry. You want me to....

Reply? To this email?

But I have to plan my holiday outfits. Can I reply with photos of my holiday outfits?

What do you mean 'under review?' I don't see how HR can help with my holiday outfits."

Checked in for the holibobs and booked onto a 9.30am wine tour. Getting me to do any work for the next two weeks is going to suck for everyone.

what a cutie PATOOTIE

You have to send me five pounds before you watch Avengers Doomsday. You'll get why when you watch it. But YOU HAVE TO DO IT.

🫡

Peter S?

Just watched a tiktok of someone who watched the Dear Zachary documentary before going out on a Friday night without knowing anything about it and that is insane behaviour.

Some are people excited about the Elden Ring movie or think it'll be shit because I can't tell.

Like, it's Alex Garland so I'll be in regardless of knowing fuck all.

I hope Matthew Lillard is having a nice day

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

No I know they will, they told me. It's why I went with a provider that keeps you on if your GP refuses shared care. I'm not stressed about it.

This is good knowledge thank you. I shall try. Not too hard though I'm going to an all inclusive

How those baby boxes that some countries have just aren't fucking universal is wild to me

Shared care letter has gone to the GP. It's useful knowing that it's going to be refused already to be honest.

oh shit

I've done about 11 days, never two weeks. This is just the one week and we have another week off in December.

Two! lovely stuff

excellent, good

good point

doing a vieyard tour and wine tasting is fine in the morning when you're on holiday innit

Handy Guide:

✅ Free Speech: When GCs who had no relation to my University complained to try and get me kicked off my course

❌ Not Free Speech: Exercising one's right to peaceful protest against those advocating your exclusion from society – on the campus you have to live and work in

Going to be a long couple of weeks

this reminds me I need to buy a load of fexofenadine

The closer I get to going on holiday, the more just absolutely DONE IN I feel with everything and everyone. I have two weeks. Apologies to anyone who knows me for the next two weeks.

fair play for getting cunt in it though, for a kids book like, bold moves

Who fucking cares, it's a robot. If you'd have said 'a guy from Doncaster who only eats chips and ran in crocs' then I'd be slightly more interested.