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Posts by The Archduke of Pancakes

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They think you're stupid.

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Another day another complaint that impeachment proceedings have not begun.

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it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

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This is what I'm buying for my dinner with Jay-Z.

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We shouldn't settle for less!

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Bookcon day one! Love seeing all these readers into RPGs!

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Happy ‘Sinners’ Day!

One year ago, Ryan Coogler’s ‘Sinners,’ released in theaters.

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if democrats could do literally anything else as efficiently as they distribute my contact information to eachother

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We gotta do this mission we promised we wouldn't do before we do the mission we said we would do. Which was already happening without us and now it's unhappening.

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If Dave Chappelle were truly sorry, he would give me $100,000/mo on Patreon.

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Pokemom Champions is such a gloriously unserious game, I cannot believe I witnessed my friend's tryhard Incineroar team get demolished by fling light ball Garchomp lmao #pokemon

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This “-maxxing” and “-mogging” stuff comes from an ugly place and has never been particularly funny. But what about if *I* adopt it, but ironically,

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This is a thing worth getting for me.

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my sign saying we operate under US law has a lot of people asking a lot of questions already answered by the sign

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How long does it take to prepare an impeachment. It really should have been ready to go.

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Greta Thunberg is right.

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I hate hating someone this much. For fuck’s sakes. I’m tired of my life revolving around how much of this guy I can avoid in a day. It’s honestly why I’m not on social media much these days. I just fucking hate him.

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Rescube

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Zeraora!

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interesting that when a movie with female protagonists does poorly the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists and when a movie with female protagonists is a huge hit the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists

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Congress is completely useless at this point.

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Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide.

Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session.

Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.

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My favorite is when the entire body of the email is just the word "attached"

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Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

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The people yurn to turn pages

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The fact that this went out and Congress hasn’t immediately convened for an emergency session show just how much trouble we’re in.

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