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Sensing a theme in the May HARPER’S.

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Mike Nellis
@MikeNellis
"I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity
ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump
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Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

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BILLY GOAT GRUFF WOULD LIKE A WORD

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Carry the news.

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Sadly, I do not. ❤️❤️❤️

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What an idiot. But, as it is said in Psalm 1.34, “Pobody’s nerfect!”

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Tonight on @colbertlateshow.bsky.social! Tune me in, seekers!

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Is he healing Jeffrey Epstein?

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“What are the best and worst Morrissey lyrics?”

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A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

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brb off to invent pancake shoes

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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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The end of a truly fascinating epic. I cannot WAIT to read this.

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My problems, in perspective.

My problems, in perspective.

This really puts my problems into perspective.

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patton Oswalt talks about Paas
patton Oswalt talks about Paas YouTube video by oonumques

Happy Easter you crazy bastards! youtu.be/U0LzsThR2eI?...

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Companies just slapping my Grindr alias on products.

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Hold your loved ones close. Finish up those streaming shows if you can.

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Driving there now! See you tonight?

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This is Pulitzer shit right here.

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He just has to finish his bath.

FOLKS.

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BLOCKED AND REPORTED

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You KNOW there is and I don’t want any of my degenerate followers posting a link.

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Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine™️ explosion with extensive face burns.

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Dan Pelosi’s Bright Green Chicken Meatballs

Dan Pelosi’s Bright Green Chicken Meatballs

Most-requested-song-on-the-Dr. Demento-show ass headline

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Bud Abbott voice: SCARPETTA

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Is it eating the customer that ordered it?!?!?

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This article in the new @harpers.bsky.social is CHILLING.

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