Sensing a theme in the May HARPER’S.
Posts by Patton Oswalt
Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+
Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism
BILLY GOAT GRUFF WOULD LIKE A WORD
Carry the news.
Sadly, I do not. ❤️❤️❤️
What an idiot. But, as it is said in Psalm 1.34, “Pobody’s nerfect!”
Tonight on @colbertlateshow.bsky.social! Tune me in, seekers!
Is he healing Jeffrey Epstein?
“What are the best and worst Morrissey lyrics?”
A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.
There is no McTry.
brb off to invent pancake shoes
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The end of a truly fascinating epic. I cannot WAIT to read this.
My problems, in perspective.
This really puts my problems into perspective.
Happy Easter you crazy bastards! youtu.be/U0LzsThR2eI?...
Companies just slapping my Grindr alias on products.
Hold your loved ones close. Finish up those streaming shows if you can.
Driving there now! See you tonight?
This is Pulitzer shit right here.
"Minor Threats: The Last Devil Left Alive #4 delivers a heist tale in the weird, wonderful way only this series can, as it races to the finish line."
@darkhorse.com @pattonoswalt.bsky.social #NCBD #comicbooks #comicsky @blumjordan.bsky.social
Read @cjwritesstuff.bsky.social's review:
He just has to finish his bath.
FOLKS.
BLOCKED AND REPORTED
You KNOW there is and I don’t want any of my degenerate followers posting a link.
Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine™️ explosion with extensive face burns.
Dan Pelosi’s Bright Green Chicken Meatballs
Most-requested-song-on-the-Dr. Demento-show ass headline
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bud Abbott voice: SCARPETTA
Is it eating the customer that ordered it?!?!?
This article in the new @harpers.bsky.social is CHILLING.