Elite game right here

The spiritual successor to Make Em Uncomfortable

I feel like he represented all of Rip City in that moment

Can the Portland Trail Blazers Slow Down Victor Wembanyama? Slowing down a generation talent isn’t easy!

Can’t get enough Blazers?

Come listen to @brandonmullen.bsky.social and me go over Portland’s thrilling play-in win over the Suns and then talk about their upcoming playoff series with the Spurs!

LMAO

Jerami Grant sure picked a time for his first April game

I’m sorry I thought this was the postseason. So many soft calls down the stretch

Grant Upgraded to Available to Play vs Suns in Play-In Grant is back.

Ahead of tonight's NBA Play-In showdown with Phoenix, Damian Lillard is the only Blazers player unavailable to play.

That's the first time that's happened all season for Portland. Not bad timing.

Important pupdate. Not the one we asked for but the one we needed. 🥹

I am new to being a dog person, that’s on me

Gordito 🥰🥰

Oh he’s trouble alright. This one is on whoever left a deck of cards in reach tho lol

All this talk about the name of Vit Krejci’s dog. What about the name of MY (parents’) DOG?? @roselharding.bsky.social @tcbbiggs.bsky.social

FANTASTIC!

(I want clone Brandon and clone Conor to become a recurring bit)

Jrue Holiday made one thing abundantly clear after the Blazers made it to the 7-8 Play-In Game.

The Play-In is NOT the Playoffs. open.substack.com/pub/theburne...

Kris Murray usually spends mid-April on the golf course, while Scoot Henderson is typically watching basketball from his couch.

Both third-year pros are more than happy to prolong their offseason plans for as long as possible this time around.

Mumford & Sons - Winter Winds YouTube video by MumfordAndSonsVEVO

Embedded this, then after listening to the lyrics realized the roles might actually be reversed in this situation. But alas I’m sending anyway

Blazers veterans Robert Williams III and Jrue Holiday gave a lot of insight last night about the higher level of postseason basketball.

They’ve been talking about that difference more in recent weeks, trying to prepare their younger teammates for what’s to come.

Blazers ‘Craving’ Play-In Shot Versus Suns, Postseason Atmosphere Golf and offseason plans can wait. The Blazers are ready for a bigger stage.

A lot is made about the postseason atmosphere in pro sports.

Portland’s veteran players know what it’s like. The younger players are eager for their first experience. Both sides are ready to take on the challenge together.

“Every possession, every turnover, every second really, really matters."

You guys really can’t rush this type of investigative work

People need to realize what kind of stamina, love for the game, and data storage space; goes into keeping up a bit like this all season.

Everybody give it up for @funkybuttluvin.bsky.social 👏

Tiago splitter says Shaedon sharpe is available to play tonight.

Vit Krejci is out.

The Blazers have announced Jrue Holiday as the 2025-26 recipient of the Maurice Lucas Award.

The award honors the Blazers player who best represents the indomitable spirit of Maurice Lucas through his contributions on and off the court, as well as in support of his teammates and the organization.

Me with pull-ups

...and here it is! This took longer than I thought, so I hope you enjoy it :)

www.blazersedge.com/trail-blazer...

Ratboys

With moi

Everyone go see @ratboysband.bsky.social if they’re in yr city

The NBA has announced the Trail Blazers have been fined $100,000 and Assistant GMs Sergi Oliva and Mike Schmitz have each been suspended for two weeks without pay for violating league rules governing contact with draft-ineligible players in connection with the team's scouting of Yang Hansen in 2023.

lmao

New Blazers Owner Tom Dundon Sends Message to Fans A new era begins in Portland.

It's press release official, y'all.