the phone lobby is strong

how to tell if your doc is from the Midwest

Mount Rushmore but all four of the presidents are smoking joints and a cannabis leaf is carved below and in the middle of Washington and Jefferson

yo but what if though

Dm

UFO Cowboys, wranglin’ them UAPs, lil green men, grays, all of ‘em

I forgive you

screw the haters!

he’s the real deal I was in the administration

you are so right sir

I take a sip of jack from a styrofoam cup. The Gambler is playing on repeat as I log onto online poker. My basketball shorts cling to my thigh. I am the Gambler

just my updog

jeff teidrick is my hero