It’s 2025. How are hangers still getting tangled together?!?

It is 2025. How are staplers still getting jammed?!

When you think of all the enemies of the world, just know that no relationship is more contemptuous than twill and cellulite.

This came up on our dog training intake form. We’re probs not taking him to our next BDSM meet up, so nah?

Rorschach time! I see a lady bending over and gets stung by a wasp. What do you see?

Ladies, gitchu a man who randomly and genuinely asks you why removable cup pads in sports bras are bad.

Isn’t it ironic that the country has never been more united on healthcare than the murder of the CEO of United Healthcare.

Anthem Insurance will cap anesthesia coverage at certain time limits for CT patients Anyone with an Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield plan will soon have to pay out of pocket for anesthesia if a surgery or procedure goes longer than expected, according to the American Society of Anesthesi...

They announced this yesterday afternoon. It’s like my show “Health Care Homicides” is writing itself!

I’m not advocating for Health Care Homicides, but that will be the name of my series if this guy offs a couple more.

People better be careful. You start shooting white CEOs and you’re gonna get some gun laws pretty quick.

Looks like the president pardoned all sorts of turkeys this Thanksgiving.

My mom last week: “I’ve canceled my Amazon prime because I’m not going to support that Bezos!”
My mom every day this week: “Can you order something for me on Amazon?”