@mayor.nyc.gov: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."
Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.
I can’t believe I’m writing this, but today is one of the greatest moments in baseball history history. It’s the 19th anniversary of the Fenway Pizza Throw featuring Don Orsillo and the late Jerry Remy with a guy who wasted a piece of cheese pizza.
Oh this is way more prestigious. You give them money and they guarantee you an award!
Don’t want to jinx it, but a short I made 20+ years ago just got invited to submit to an indie “awards festival”
And I get a discount if I act soon. Very exciting stuff.
Not all heroes...
Fade In and legal pads
Link to that French film? Asking for, uh,
"maybe he doesn't like girls" and "I've seen better bodies in a butcher shop" is a pretty brutal pair of insults for 1953. #tcm
“Listen to us. We suck at our jobs.”
Goddammit my wife got it in 1
Really embarrassing Redactle performance by me today.
I cracked Redactle #1464 in 29 guesses!
🎲 29 | 🔥 1 | Avg 53.46 | Hints: none | ⏱️ 29m26s
redactle.net
Wrote 2 pages of dialogue for the first time in...too long.
It’s up there
Oooooo
The white flag, aka the official flag of the Confederacy
Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.
We have the same problem
I get it. Twas 65 2 weeks ago for a couple hours
Trade ya
Can we impeach Vance for not invoking the 25th Amendment?
Susan Collins grimly standing up, walking across her office, and with a heavy weight bearing down on her weary shoulders, moving her doomsday clock from "concerned" to "worried."
Fundraising
Good thing we don’t have an emotional lady in charge 🙄
it's everybody's favorite 2 hours of the sports year, when we all wonder why the NCAA men's basketball championship tips off at 9 p.m. Eastern on a Monday night
You think they mooned the moon when we couldn’t see them? I’d moon the moon
Chuck Schumer embodies everything about the Democratic Party that needs to change.
From picking Senate candidates who are far more conservative than necessary to seeking out Israel supporters, the Democratic leader is just not good at his job.
🔗: zeteo.com/p/chuck-schu...
By Ryan Cooper
Who?
It’s a shame. But, you know, if the signs are there…
Oh no
