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<<Addressing the National Growth Debate, Reeves stated that "there are big power blocs in the world. Our closest power bloc is in Europe and that is where we belong".
Britain's future is European>>

OK so can we #RejoinEU then please?

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He said it better than I could

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At 1:30 the video says ehrlichiosis

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Corruption is corruption. Everything is bigger in the US though πŸ˜‰

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Of course I won't, Nige, you can trust me.

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I'm just relieved nobody is talking about how I said I bought a house in Clacton, then admitted it was in the name of my girlfriend, Laure Ferrari, even though she couldn't afford Β£885,000, which conveniently meant I avoided Β£44,000 in tax.
Please don't share.

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Somebody posted this on a Discord server I frequent. Possibly the most Edwardian feline gentleman I have ever seen.

#caturday

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Equally waiting for a counter claim for malicious prosecution. The BBC didn't say trump, they said the trump administration, amd that is undeniable as it was the only possible source of the information that generated those trades. Unless the russians have hacked hegseth's phone?

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I'd rather like it if he came over and "helped" farage similarly

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Unimprovable headline

From the latest Private Eye, out now.

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Richard Tice’s fiery new AI-slop profile pic featured a burning Union Flag and an unspoken invitation to mock him into next week – 21 favourite burns www.thepoke.com/2026/04/20/r...

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β€œI said Zia Yusuf gave a robust defence against the suggestion that Reform lied about promising to cut council tax. What did I say Roy?”
β€œYou said the arrogant little gobshite just told even more lies”

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"Nigel Farage reported to Parliament over alleged β€˜undeclared donations’"

β€œ... Nigel Farage [enjoyed] a range of hospitality & logistics support from US PR firm, CapitalHQ, [Feb 2023 to 25]
Mr Farage has not declared any .. on his register of interests"
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/nig...

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I can't get out of my mind something a cab driver said to me in Belfast last week:

"There's something about America I can't understand. It's a country with so much potential and so many good people in it. How could such a terrible man get elected twice to run it?'

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Cat in box.

Cat in box.

Morning πŸ˜‚.

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I remember a few doing so, but it was very much drowned out by the howling mad right wing media

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I'd take suboptimal over corrupt any day.

Agree optimal would be better though :-)

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Quite a nice touch that the Tories went to the trouble of giving Kemi Badenoch a jacket with her name on.

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Conclusive proof that the best way to trip up Donald Trump is to ask him the blindingly obvious follow-up question
www.thepoke.com/2026/04/14/turns-out-the-best-way-to-trip-up-donald-trump-is-to-ask-him-the-blindingly-obvious-follow-up-question/

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@coldwarsteve.bsky.social in fine form, as usual

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2/ I've also got a beast of an Alpha CFR UPS from the 90s, but that only does 1500VA and 4kWh with 4 car batteries, so it is solving a different problem.

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1/ It depends on the inverter. Victron MultiPlus/Quattro entire inverter capacity is available in island mode, no separate limited backup output, which is why it's commonly used for whole-home backup. I'm speccing a maximum-solar project for our new house so I might try to get one.

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Surely that can't be so hard to do automatically? I've looked at some inverters that have a "backup" output; why not run the whole house off that?

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I was really impressed by the Swedish deputy PM on Newsnight. She sees the threat from Russia in different terms from us, and she knows what she is talking about

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I've loved the poke for years - it should have a much bigger audience on bluesky than it does

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Trump’s in full tantrum mode after a judge ordered a pause on his precious ballroom, pending Congressional approval – 21 reactions that are dripping with schadenfreude www.thepoke.com/2026/04/01/t...

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A pensioner from Siberia gave a home to an adult lynx rescued from a fur farm.

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