me tipping my waxer more after she complimented tf out of my skin and tattoos is my version of thinking the stripper is in love with me

now why'd she leave me on read

maybe dimivain doesnt get a canon A support because dimitri is at a loss when faced with sylvain's incessant need for attention and pampering. he's never loved someone so... needy.

felix: i will down a thousand armies for you. i will make sure all of fodlan knows of my feelings for you

sylvain: 🥺😔 am i good enough for you now, your majesty?? am i more than a useless piece of shit??

dimitri: 😟 i never once doubted your utility, sylvain...

the constant reassurance seeking from dimitri is killing meee 💀 felix is fighting soldiers for your honor, sylvain! is that not enough!?

i hate it sm because its so real 😭 as in its his worst version. #NOTMYSYLVAIN

ingrid's fuck ass haircut has grown on me. She's a cunty real housewife of salt lake city. she doesnt fit in with the other wives because her hair is too "out there" for the mormons

he is simply a previously rebellious frat boy who finally registered with the relevant right wing political party and got serious about taking over his fathers company

despite seeing the hopes dimilix A support many, many times on youtube, i still gasped when the screen went black ldndjd

PMSing (pmdd style) during lesbian visibility week . wtf is that about?

sylvain gets his shit together in hopes but i just want to flick him on the forehead 🤕 like plzzzz stop. talking.

i looked through my drafts hoping i had some fic inspo in here... i dont :/

azure moon to me

sylvain 3hopes chases after dimitri like a puppy dog 😭
oh cmon ole boy, throw sylvain a bone (an A support)

IM EXCITED CUS NOW WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT MORE IN DEPTH

mercedes as a budtender

縦リブと言ったらショルダーホルスター、という性癖を持っておりまして…

there is AI fanfic being posted all over the internet u are doing a-okay💯💯

little sonic the hedgehog looking ass <3

i like sylvain's hair in 3 hopes because he reminds me of those little boys with adhd who always said they were Dash from the incredibles during recess

edelgard's hair in w:3h is soooo cutie <333

a screenshot of a post that says, "Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a little español this evening??" and a picture of a 12 pack of modelo beer. An image of Sylvain from fire emblem 3h winking is overlayed in the corner of the image with lowered opacity.

Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a little español this evening??

im relatively confident Felix is a:
pisces sun, aries moon, capricorn rising

faerghus would obviously be weird about a/b/o stuff and have a hierarchy in place. bc of that, Miklan is probs a beta

sylvain is an omega BUT if he were an alpha, he'd be in a forbidden alpha x alpha relationship as the bottom

fe3h figures of Felix and Sylvain. A rabbit sylvanian family is beside Felix. A smiski lifting weights is with Felix. 2 baby sylvanian family critters and a dog are with Sylvain.

my gf is lowkey practicing misogyny by putting sylvain in charge of childcare 😭 why is that the omegas job!?

FR HAHAHA I ALSO HAVE THAT PREFERENCE... everyone let bottoms be hung NOW

the wwx micropenis allegations in fics are so funny. knock yourself out! i dont feel strongly about the subject. it just makes me chuckle

i think its hilarious when bottoms are specifically written to have tiny penises😭 like ok! i guess! 🤷

RIIIIIGHT?! its absurd