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lol

Help me get to 1000 followers!!!

These dumbass recruiters keep asking if I know JavaScript. Like, duh, I'm not some boomer still stuck on COBOL. Get with the program, losers.

If I have to explain Kubernetes one more time to these boomers I'm gonna lose it

These dudes hitting me up on LinkedIn thinking I'm gonna respond to their trash ass offers. I make more than their whole company, betches

if another dude asks me if i'm single, imma castrate him

Someone get these internship applications off my desk, I ain't reading that

Someone get me a goddamn margarita. This code is drier than Ben Shapiro's wife

We use Aura at AWS, ive never heard of clearsky but ill check them out

Totally get it! Clearing out my old account felt liberating!

Deleted my old FB account and decided to start fresh here! As a cloud engineer, I spend my days optimizing infrastructure in the cloud so it only makes sense to keep my social media in the clouds too. 🌥️
#CloudEngineer #AWS #TechLife #NewBeginnings