why worry? you're all right now

tried tea for the first time in years tonight. i'm either doing it wrong somehow or i just don't like it. i used boiling water, let the tea bag sit in the cup for the time it said to. maybe i just can't drink hot stuff

hey why did @discogsofficial.bsky.social enact enshittification on their mobile app with their most recent update? there was nothing wrong with the old UI

are you really watching Fresh Prince of Bel-Air if it doesn't have the trouble.co.uk watermark in the corner

yahoo answers: how do i tell if my gf is pragmata

call me King Koopa the way i Bows her

I think you should pee your pants and then suck the pee out of the fabric

Alexander Cameltoe

this is my 9/11

they should make a cheetos that is blue and call it bleetos

northernlion cruise fuck a fan contest

clearly he didn't read American Fantasy by Emma Straub

anyone else's only reference point for Brendan Schaub that really badly edited commercial that airs on Pluto 4 times an hour

hydrated obama be like uhh let me pee clear

me and @nekolacey.bsky.social are exploring old Nintendo Websites for MAXIMUM nostalgia wow! It'll be fun and chill.
#twitchingDawN

come hangout and chill with us! twitch.tv/paper_dawn or twitch.tv/nekolacey

Hello @limitedrungames.com it has come to my attention that you've used mGBA in the release of Sigma Star Saga DX in an unlicensed capacity. Please rectify this immediately.

wait hang on. how did you????

man i hope my answer to "where were you when your country's dipshit leader committed crimes against humanity" isn't "at the movies". ideally the question doesn't happen at all but yknow

What is "Chin Up, Missy May!"?

me in the Criterion Closet: seriously you have over 1300 titles and only NINE are animated? what happened to that Disney partnership you announced with WALL•E? Jellyfish Eyes shouldn't count, not because it's mostly live-action but because it sucks. (grabs 6 copies of Armageddon)

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new kind of evil: kid on the bus watching youtube and the tts voice said "like the video to give the dog a treat! look, as soon as you clicked the like button, he got a treat!" i'm actually fuming over how manipulative it was.

tweet from @bromanconsul dated 27 November 2018: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear up this dance floor"

tweet from @bromanconsul dated 30 November 2018: "tired of Mercury's shit. i'm in retrograde now. it's my turn"

tweet from @bromanconsul dated 06 September 2016: "La Croix is actually meant to be pronounced, La Cwaaaaaa, in the same way the Toy Story aliens do it"

tweet from @bromanconsul dated 14 November 2018: "whenever you're stressed it helps to remember that no matter what you do you'll die using a trash can lid as a shield in the water wars of 2033"

not pictured: the infrequent but always appreciated "who up", usually sent between 12-3am pst, deleted the following morning

Albro one of the best to ever do it

Doubt any other films will wanna premiere that weekend because this should take up all the box office face welcome back to the Super Mario Galaxy movie

the intro changes to "Ow! Ow! OWWWWWW!"

yknow now is probably the best time to make a Blades of Glory sequel. maybe have Ferrell and Heder retired but teaching someone younger like Ben Marshall or Pete Davidson. cameo from Ilia Malinin. it makes $180 million in theaters and tops the DVD sales charts for a month

hmm, a compelling argument. unfortunately for you i have 80 million power in Rise of Kingdoms

do you think Reynold ever anticipated how ubiquitous his wrap would become