Bugger - really sorry to hear this.

Pre-emptively calling in sick at work tomorrow with ‘just seen this’ as the reason.

This morning I’ve seen Olly Robbins’s appearance before the select committee described as ‘box office’, while a commentator flagged up another key political moment with the words ‘bring the popcorn’.

That’s one of our main problems right there.

Missing our cats while we’re away then seeing our pet-sitter post a short clip of them frolicking happily on Instagram

Yesterday my Dad started an anecdote with ‘Oh, did I tell you about when I had a pee last September?’

My Dad has just told me about how years ago he paid to watch a pre-season match on Celtic’s website and couldn’t get it to play. He rang the helpline for guidance - the guy on the phone said ‘I’m sorry to hear that sir. Is it buffering?’ and my exasperated Dad replied, ‘No - it’s Standard Liege!’

JD Vance looking back on his week

Viktor Orbán

‘I don’t appreciate your ruse, ma’am.’

The drop-off has been really startling (to a casual observer anyway). A real shame.

Genuinely feels like Burnley v Brighton is a Saturday 3pm fixture three times a month.

Busy afternoon ahead for Arsenal

God, we need this. More than ever.

The whole world tonight

The Southampton board responding to Wardy’s complaint

I was aghast too initially but apparently a replica of their kit when they won the Cup 50 years ago.

Enjoying the juxtaposition of an awe-inspiring photo of Earth taken from a rocket currently en route to the moon, alongside ‘Live from Swindon’