K-POP DEMON HUNTERS and SINNERS will make a bajillion trillion fucking dollars in tickets, rentals, and merchandise by the end of next year with some of the biggest fucking cultural impacts of the decade and some dipshit will still go “well that doesn’t prove anything”.
I think at this point it's very possible he doesn't really know anything other than what his people are telling him, and I think they're manipulating him with AI slop, fake news, and steady hatred. He's still an asshole, but I think his dementia is a bigger deal than is known.
A post from X of a cyber truck with an American flag where the grille would be on a traditional truck, and a bust of DJT as a hood ornament.
Cursed images.
Redirect like 2 minutes of DoD funding to get DS9 and Voyager redone in high definition. That’s the first part of my platform for the presidency.
So I'm updating my personal website, and I'm adding way more easter eggs than actual content.
The Hunt for Red October > Crimson Tide (by a nautical mile)
I’d demand to use the FEMA Waffle House Teleportation Unit.
these motherfuckers said it would splashdown at 8:07 and it splashed down at 8:07. after going to the fucking moon. fucking a man. god damn
🎶And so you’re back, from outer space.🎶
All four astronauts standing in the aisle with their roller bags waiting for the door to open.
Things that work: giant rocket, very precise math, orbital mechanics, cameras, iPhones
Things that don’t work: Microsoft Outlook, toilets, sat phones
“Houston, we have an incoming call on the satellite phone. They need our social security and credit card numbers to complete our pickup.” “Integrity, ABORT ABORT ABORT.”
“Integrity, please enter TIN CAN protocol. Trigger the string deployment.”
Welcome home, Integrity.
Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise a kid. In fact, it’s cold as hell. 🎶
If leaders abuse the rule of law to make themselves immune to it, so that they can undermine the rights of others with impunity, by what moral or philosophical argument are they entitled to its protections, once they lose power? By what grace should they be sorted by law instead of by other means?
Claiming you bought a one-of-one Bentley that, according the press release and license plate is a press car, is seriously cringe.
Here's the ad the FAA released today to get gamers to join
Received notification this morning that my YT Premium was going up to $21. But apparently that's partially because of the Apple app store cut, so if I renew online, it's only like $16.
Which is still too much.
I don't know why people are calling it "Boy Kibble" when Bachelor Chow has been around in Futurama for decades.
Galileo shuttle ornament
Cerritos, Enterprise-G, Spock vs Serpents, and Chapel ornaments
2026's #StarTrek #Hallmark ornaments include a modern reissue of the Shuttlecraft Galileo, the USS Cerritos from #LowerDecks, a metal Enterprise-G from #Picard, an homage to the classic AMT Spock vs. Serpent model kit, and Nurse Chapel from #StrangeNewWorlds
INEXORABLE AND INEVITABLE OVERWHELMING DEMAND FOR POPEHAT
Storefront labeled Gaslight Gifts.
“Babe, what are you talking about? Of course your birthday is on the 12th. It’s always been the 12th. You sound crazy right now.”
The corruption is another reason for impeachment.
Remember, always consult your own financial advisor
I hear the best away through the Strait is by submarine.
I think it's pretty solid. I wouldn't wait in a long line for it, but I prefer it over a lot of fast food places.
